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FM
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Number of posts : 2808
Age : 78
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
Cap Badge : RA/QOH
Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

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PostSubject: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime5/12/2010, 09:19


Some dingbat has appeared in my spam folder offering me Penis Enlargement.

In this bloody weather ? It'd take an act of God !
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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime5/12/2010, 10:43

Bless you my son..
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Themaadone
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Maj
Themaadone

Number of posts : 270
Localisation : Near London
Cap Badge : RAOC/RLC/AGC
Places Served : Bielefeld, Guetersloh, Viersen, Bracht, Falklands, Aldershot, Leconsfield, NI, Rwanda, Croatia, Bosnia, Kosovo, Afghanistan
Registration date : 2010-09-02

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime5/12/2010, 12:32

IF you can pee and hit the pan delete the email. If you aim and spray, well perhaps take them up on the offer?!
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john mcmillan
WOI
WOI
john mcmillan

Number of posts : 125
Age : 73
Localisation : HUYTON, MERSEYSIDE
Cap Badge : RASC/RCT
Places Served : JOINED JTR RHYL JAN 63-64l Mulhiem/Hilden 64-65/ RAF Seleta 65/RAF Kuching 66 000000000000000000 JTR RHYL JAN-DEC 1963 , YEOVL JAN-MARCH 64, 17 COY MULHIEM / 17 SQN. HILDEN , RAF SELETA NOV 65 ,, RAF KUCHING JAN - APRIL 66 ( GSM BORNEO RAAF Butterworth 66-68/RAF Changi 68 RAF Colerne/RAF Lyneham 68-70
Registration date : 2008-03-19

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime5/12/2010, 13:35

my penis thinks its a gastric band, and about as easy to get hold of in this weather lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime5/12/2010, 16:27

And one advert offered me a 12 " pecker...... I ain't cutting mine for anyone. Laughing
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Hardrations
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Hardrations

Number of posts : 1045
Localisation : Winnipeg Manitoba Canada
Cap Badge : RC Sigs (RTG Op) / CF Logistics (Cook)
Places Served : Germany, Egypt, Cyprus, CFS Alert and some other strange places
Registration date : 2007-12-16

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime5/12/2010, 23:46

gallahad wrote:
And one advert offered me a 12 " pecker...... I ain't cutting mine for anyone. Laughing

Gallahad cheers Haven't we seen you in some training movies (as we called them in Sennelager).
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Stephen Lock

Number of posts : 937
Age : 66
Localisation : Calgary
Cap Badge : Pads Brat
Places Served : Father -- Canadian Army. Served Hemer, Soest, and Wetter
Registration date : 2007-12-28

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime7/12/2010, 19:34

Good lord, Hardrations....just what were those training movies????


Ohhhhh....I get it!!!....duh.....they weren't training movies, they were "training movies"....blue movies some young enterprising fellow smuggled up to Sennelager schemes to....ahem....spice up the evenings. Okay.....sometimes it takes me a while to catch on. As my mom used to say 'you can be cute, or you can be smart....you can't be both!' Guess I'm cute more than I'm smart LOL
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jim
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jim

Number of posts : 1291
Localisation : Sutton Coldfield
Cap Badge : RAOC
Places Served : Dad, Hamburg, Bad Oeynhausen, Iserlohn, Bury, Osnabruck, Worcester. Me Detmold, Bielefeld, NI, HK
Registration date : 2008-01-03

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime9/12/2010, 13:57

Mine all seem to be about Viagra and stuff Smile
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steve jones
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Number of posts : 210
Age : 67
Localisation : Christchurch, NZ
Cap Badge : REME
Places Served : AAC Carlisle, Bielefeld, Werl, Munster, Arborfield
Registration date : 2008-04-08

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime14/12/2010, 01:15

some one sent me an ad for a tin of processed meat, i figured it was spam.
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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime14/12/2010, 05:22

Oh dear....................
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jim

Number of posts : 1291
Localisation : Sutton Coldfield
Cap Badge : RAOC
Places Served : Dad, Hamburg, Bad Oeynhausen, Iserlohn, Bury, Osnabruck, Worcester. Me Detmold, Bielefeld, NI, HK
Registration date : 2008-01-03

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime14/12/2010, 10:59

ah yes, I love spam and that bacon grill. Smile

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Themaadone
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Themaadone

Number of posts : 270
Localisation : Near London
Cap Badge : RAOC/RLC/AGC
Places Served : Bielefeld, Guetersloh, Viersen, Bracht, Falklands, Aldershot, Leconsfield, NI, Rwanda, Croatia, Bosnia, Kosovo, Afghanistan
Registration date : 2010-09-02

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime14/12/2010, 18:17

Sad, Jim, Sad..................... where did you find the bacon grill? Embarassed
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Number of posts : 2808
Age : 78
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
Cap Badge : RA/QOH
Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime14/12/2010, 20:20

jim wrote:
ah yes, I love spam and that bacon grill. Smile

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Jim, methinks you are a bit of a food hound ! Very Happy
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jim

Number of posts : 1291
Localisation : Sutton Coldfield
Cap Badge : RAOC
Places Served : Dad, Hamburg, Bad Oeynhausen, Iserlohn, Bury, Osnabruck, Worcester. Me Detmold, Bielefeld, NI, HK
Registration date : 2008-01-03

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime15/12/2010, 10:28

LOL,

I could be Brum Very Happy

Martin, You can get it, along with spam in Lidl mate.
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TonyE
WOI
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TonyE

Number of posts : 112
Age : 87
Localisation : Woodbridge Suffolk
Cap Badge : RASC & RCASC,later CF Logistics Branch
Places Served : Hannover, Bielefeld, Camp Borden, Camp Petawawa, CFB Kingston, Korea, Soest, Cyprus, Lahr.
Registration date : 2009-01-09

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime16/12/2010, 21:55

When I was with in Cyprus the pioneer sgt in the Black Watch swore they had a guy in the bn so well endowed that he was excused grounding arms on parade when wearing a kilt.
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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime17/12/2010, 19:54

Hardrations wrote:
gallahad wrote:
And one advert offered me a 12 " pecker...... I ain't cutting mine for anyone. Laughing

Gallahad cheers Haven't we seen you in some training movies (as we called them in Sennelager).

Honestly. It was not me. Some one once showed me a pic from one of those "training manuals", and I must admit that the bloke looked very much like me,....... his face that is. Laughing
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Number of posts : 2808
Age : 78
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
Cap Badge : RA/QOH
Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime24/2/2012, 17:19



Fresh sequence of initial orders chaps !

I've just noticed a little news clip that claims that Doncaster belongs to Scotland.

Apparently King David of Scotland took the place 900 yrs ago and it became Scottish under the Treaty of Durham. When Henry II took the place they forgot to take it off the Jock's signature.

Oh boy. Imagine the barrackroom damages bill !
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Shelldrake

Number of posts : 3029
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime24/2/2012, 17:45

That'll be a ploy from the Salmond chap, he needs to rustle up some more names for his Independence bid. Rolling Eyes
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Hardrations
Let Gen
Let Gen
Hardrations

Number of posts : 1045
Localisation : Winnipeg Manitoba Canada
Cap Badge : RC Sigs (RTG Op) / CF Logistics (Cook)
Places Served : Germany, Egypt, Cyprus, CFS Alert and some other strange places
Registration date : 2007-12-16

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime28/2/2012, 23:56

TonyE wrote:
When I was with in Cyprus the pioneer sgt in the Black Watch swore they had a guy in the bn so well endowed that he was excused grounding arms on parade when wearing a kilt.

Did a CFE Pipe Band trip up to Denmark in 73. Do you know how cold a Danish girls hands are? Shocked affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime29/2/2012, 00:08

Yep Embarassed Laughing
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Hardrations

Number of posts : 1045
Localisation : Winnipeg Manitoba Canada
Cap Badge : RC Sigs (RTG Op) / CF Logistics (Cook)
Places Served : Germany, Egypt, Cyprus, CFS Alert and some other strange places
Registration date : 2007-12-16

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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime29/2/2012, 05:07

Gordon. wrote:
Yep Embarassed Laughing

Gordon!! You rascal.. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Some hope !   Some hope ! Icon_minitime29/2/2012, 08:12

I blame the Carlesberg drunken Sleep drunken Cool
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