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PostSubject: Re: Oh Dear!   Oh Dear! - Page 2 Icon_minitime30/4/2011, 16:08

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nybody notice Phil The Greek getting into the Scottish coach after "Cease Firing" had been given ? I thought he was going to pull the whole thing over !

Probably the weight of all that "Tin" he was wearing.. Laughing He`s not doing bad for his age, What is it?/90 next birthday?
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brum wrote:

My wife recorded the whole malarkey so we were able to fast-forward the "boring bits".

Prince Harry, I wonder who he borrowed that Donkey Walloper's uniform from, Giant Haystacks ?

Why couldn't they get the ring on, I wonder ? That's the Court Jeweller for the Tower !

Anybody notice Phil The Greek getting into the Scottish coach after "Cease Firing" had been given ? I thought he was going to pull the whole thing over !

I wanted to see the fly-past. It was a case of "blink and you miss it". I suppose the poofy director wanted to get back to dresses & hats.

over and out ! Wink

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Apparently the Pouch on Harrys' Crossbelt was fiull of Condoms. Embarassed Embarassed
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Was the target "Pippa? Embarassed
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She's certainly be in my sights ... but at 77 .. Ah! Well, what might have been ..

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Shelldrake wrote:
Apparently the Pouch on Harrys' Crossbelt was fiull of Condoms. Embarassed Embarassed

All I can say is.. Embarassed Razz Laughing He must have been a Boy Scout in his younger days.
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Shelldrake wrote:
Apparently the Pouch on Harrys' Crossbelt was fiull of Condoms. Embarassed Embarassed

All I can say is.. Embarassed Razz Laughing He must have been a Boy Scout in his younger days.
cheers

Dib, Dib ,Dib or in Harry's case should it be Dip, Dip, Dip
bounce bounce bounce bounce lol!
With all that Totty there do you think he would have had a Re-supply? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Maybe he brought the contents of his pouch back with him from Afghanistan, unused.

Do they stll issue 'those male contraceptive devices' to the troops, or just Bromide?

Embarassed Shocked

Anyway Mr Bin Laden, won't need them anymore. cheers
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[/quote]Anyway Mr Bin Laden, won't need them anymore. [quote]

Didn`t know that they had got him?That`s very good news Les
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Anyway Mr Bin Laden, won't need them anymore.
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Didn`t know that they had got him?That`s very good news Les

I agree but the scenes in Washington are a little bit too much for my British reserve. Bit like London going mad if we got certain top ranking members of a certain organisation not a million miles from here a few years back.
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Ok so the bugger's dead. I bet there's half a dozen more of them waiting to step into his flip flops.

Watch and shoot . . . Watch and shoot ! cyclops
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I wonder when the conspiracy theories will start?
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I heard that it wasn't really Bin Laden but one of many "Doubles" that he has in just about every town in Afghan and Pakistan - bit like "I was Monty's double". Razz Razz
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Shelldrake wrote:
I heard that it wasn't really Bin Laden but one of many "Doubles" that he has in just about every town in Afghan and Pakistan - bit like "I was Monty's double". Razz Razz

Don't think they can double dna though. Wonder where they got the control dna to match it with?

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He was an Octuplet.
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Shelldrake wrote:
He was an Octuplet.

Sounds a bit fishy that!
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He was an Octuplet.

Does that mean there are another seven of him? Crying or Very sad
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No, it means he has 8 testicles.
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what a Load of bo@**%^&sOh Dear! - Page 2 Lol
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They say that Obama and his advisors watched it in real time.Wonder if they had Beer&PopcornOh Dear! - Page 2 Icon_cheersOh Dear! - Page 2 Lol YEAH!!!
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No, it means he has 8 testicles.




Thats a lot of balls..but according to reports he had noneOh Dear! - Page 2 Icon_biggrin
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Assuming he has his reward now, i.e. 72 virgins, does he get to deflower said virgins or are they just for show?

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Gordon. wrote:
I wonder when the conspiracy theories will start?

Already started....pressure mounting on the White House to release the death photos to prove the SOB is actually dead (shot through the front of the head/face, so he saw the bullet coming. Good!) and now various Islamic leaders are weeping and wailing the bastard had a burial at sea (Arab Gulf or something) and how that goes against the teachings of Islam blah blah blah.

Now, don't get me wrong....I have the utmost respect for Islam. REAL Islam, not this Islamist fascist terror crap trotted out by semi-literate self-styled 'imams' all of which is pure crap but geez, the guy was a mass murderer, including supposedly "brother Muslims". I would have dragged the body down the Mall in Washington myself then set the damn corpse on fire....he's going to burn in hell anyway, may as well get started on him right off.
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Teabag wrote:
Shelldrake wrote:
I heard that it wasn't really Bin Laden but one of many "Doubles" that he has in just about every town in Afghan and Pakistan - bit like "I was Monty's double". Razz Razz

Don't think they can double dna though. Wonder where they got the control dna to match it with?


From a sister.
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Teabag wrote:
Assuming he has his reward now, i.e. 72 virgins, does he get to deflower said virgins or are they just for show?


Apparently he gets to deflower them over and over (they "revirginate" it seems)...quite the concept of heaven, isn't it? Ours just has a bunch of genderless angels singing for all eternity....AAaaaaagggghhh, for the love of G-d, make them stop!!!! LOL
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