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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   7/5/2011, 15:47

Not my bestest mate Brum.but going to have to put up with him for the next 5 years. affraid

If it comes to it that i need a passport,,(which i don`t think it will) then i`ll be hot footing it out of here.. Laughing or as quick as me Zimmer will let me
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   9/5/2011, 07:22

When do you blokes reckon Liz will vacate the throne? Charley for King ! (and Queen Camillia,) Sorry Wills and Kate, you will have to wait another 30 years until Charles has a go.) Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   9/5/2011, 09:23

Liz will give up the throne when she snuffs it..I don`t think Camilla will be queen,even if Charlie succedes.
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   9/6/2011, 10:32

IT`S A FIX

How can Carol Vorderman`s massive butt be better than Pippa`s

http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/beauty/carol-vorderman-takes-top-bottom-honours-as-rear-of-the-year-winner-blog-100-yahoo-lifestyles.html
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   9/6/2011, 13:08


Stop fantasysing about women's arses that man !

Get out in the fresh air and jump about a bit ! sunny
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   9/6/2011, 13:24

Gordon. wrote:
IT`S A FIX

How can Carol Vorderman`s massive butt be better than Pippa`s

http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/beauty/carol-vorderman-takes-top-bottom-honours-as-rear-of-the-year-winner-blog-100-yahoo-lifestyles.html


Must be for the over 50s category Wink lol! printing error must be either that or they need to go to Specsavers
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   9/6/2011, 13:29

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Get out in the fresh air and jump about a bit !

PE at my age Brum????I`d rather faint asize Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   14/6/2011, 21:06

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I've sent Princess Anne a box of Lemons, I think I could be in there. rabbit tongue

(A little late . . .)

My compliments Sir, a classic ! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   14/6/2011, 23:38

Gentlemen please!!! That is my revered C in C that you are slandering,or should that be libeling,,Never could remember which was which..
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   15/6/2011, 19:28

dont be silly you chaps. dont you know peter mandelson is next in line to be our queen , thats if elton john dont die in childbirth. ginger
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   15/6/2011, 22:42

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dont be silly you chaps. dont you know peter mandelson is next in line to be our queen , thats if elton john dont die in childbirth. ginger

Little Willie Hague might be in with a chance bit dodgy that one Suspect lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 04:40

brum wrote:

Stop fantasysing about women's arses that man !

Get out in the fresh air and jump about a bit ! sunny

Give that man some BROMIDE General. Embarassed Troops for the use of. affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 06:53

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Give that man some BROMIDE General. Troops for the use of.

I read sometime ago that Bromide was a myth and was never used by the army...

Johnboy?????????
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 11:04

Appears the lovely Pippa is available again. Chance for one of us old farts perhaps?


Dogs chance and no f****** chance!


I heard Bromide was a myth. The lack of sexual drive was put down to being knackered due to basic training, i.e. being mucked about from arsehole to breakfast?
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 11:28

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Give that man some BROMIDE General. Troops for the use of.

I read sometime ago that Bromide was a myth and was never used by the army...

Johnboy?????????

Gordon why you be picking on poor old me ( why you think the tea tasted like shit from the cookhouse !!! HA) affraid lol! Please note that I "john boy" do hearby categorically denounce the use of Bromide in any way whatsoever I would only give it to the enemy tongue I wish this notation to be put in the records Sir
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 12:12



Have you suffered in the past from erectile dysfunction whilst serving your country then you
may have a claim Call the bromide misuse hotline on 555888777999 today over sixties only Sleep lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 12:14

Duly noted Johnboy


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chance and no f****** chance!

Get a grip yound sir...Faint heart and all that!! lol!

What`s the pay out likely to be John???I can`t accept less than 50 grand..
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 12:52

Gordon. wrote:
Duly noted Johnboy


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chance and no f****** chance!

Get a grip yound sir...Faint heart and all that!! lol!

What`s the pay out likely to be John???I can`t accept less than 50 grand..

Depending on the severity of the affliction/time affected/ financial loss / stress/ advice get a good solicitor
study lol!
PS financial loss (you will need statements from those Fraulein/orientals stating you had a small problem down below, that you new whilst on active service) Sleep


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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 12:58

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Have you suffered in the past from erectile dysfunction whilst serving your country then you
may have a claim Call the bromide misuse hotline on 555888777999 today over sixties only Sleep lol!

Serviced the wife and one or two others but a whole country is pushing it even for me!
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 17:21

Does the wife know about the one or two others Teabag?????????or are you leaving yourself open to blackmail??/ Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 17:25

Gordon. wrote:
Does the wife know about the one or two others Teabag?????????or are you leaving yourself open to blackmail??/ Embarassed

Oh Sh*t! Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 19:09

if they did not use bromide, what the hell was that thick brown scum floating on top of the tea urn that i saw in every cookhouse i went into , and please no reference to gordon brown ,he was to fat to float in our tea urns, any way the authorities had no need to use bromide , to dampen the amour of the lads, they sold watneys warm brown ale in the naafi , that did more than bromide ever could, ginger
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 19:26

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they sold watneys warm brown ale in the naafi ,

You must have been well off to get brewers droop from that stuff...Would take more than a few pints i would imagine drunken
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 19:42

gingerjim wrote:
if they did not use bromide, what the hell was that thick brown scum floating on top of the tea urn that i saw in every cookhouse i went into , and please no reference to gordon brown ,he was to fat to float in our tea urns, any way the authorities had no need to use bromide , to dampen the amour of the lads, they sold watneys warm brown ale in the naafi , that did more than bromide ever could, ginger

Ah you are talking tea and in Teabag territory now. It's tea dust and various other scrapings from the factory floor. Well known fact that the forces always got the crap tea.

Interesting fact for you. Mrs Teabag worked in a tea bag factory (hence my name) and they used to supply HM Prisons with tea. Of course being naughty boys, the inmates weren't exactly given the best of the product until someone complained. They then had to supply a better grade of tea. Poor boys, It's a hard life in the nick!
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding related.   16/6/2011, 20:03

Wot?? No Earl Grey Laughing
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