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Les Pattenden
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Number of posts : 473
Age : 71
Localisation : Hampshire
Cap Badge : RCT
Places Served : Aldershot, Marchwood, Longmoor, Dusseldorf,Munster,Ratingen,Longmoor
Registration date : 2011-11-12

PostSubject: Re: None PC   12/3/2012, 20:19

I certainly go along with that one Brum Razz Wink
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jimsigs1
Let Gen
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Number of posts : 1298
Age : 83
Localisation : West of England
Cap Badge : Royal Signals
Places Served : Harrogate 1949-52. HQ BAOR Sig Regt 1952-54, Korea 1954-55, Egypt 1955, Cyprus 1955-57, HMS Santon 1957, UK 7th Hussars 1957-59, 1st Gds Bde 1959-60, 201 Signal Sqn 1960-62, 206 Sig Sqn 1962-63, 7 Sig Regt 1963-66, 249 Sig Sqn 1966-68, 11 Sig Regt 1968-72. Retired 1972
Registration date : 2010-02-22

PostSubject: Re: None PC   12/3/2012, 21:10

Two sugars in mine please Brum. Incidentially, not many registered members visiting the forum over the past 2/3 days. is there something on somewhere else ?!!
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Shelldrake
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Number of posts : 2991
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

PostSubject: Re: None PC   13/3/2012, 07:48

jimsigs1 wrote:
Two sugars in mine please Brum. Incidentially, not many registered members visiting the forum over the past 2/3 days. is there something on somewhere else ?!!


It's the weather Jimsigs, got to get out in the garden while the Sun is shining. sunny flower
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PostSubject: Re: None PC   13/3/2012, 08:12

ditto sunny sunny
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jimsigs1
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Number of posts : 1298
Age : 83
Localisation : West of England
Cap Badge : Royal Signals
Places Served : Harrogate 1949-52. HQ BAOR Sig Regt 1952-54, Korea 1954-55, Egypt 1955, Cyprus 1955-57, HMS Santon 1957, UK 7th Hussars 1957-59, 1st Gds Bde 1959-60, 201 Signal Sqn 1960-62, 206 Sig Sqn 1962-63, 7 Sig Regt 1963-66, 249 Sig Sqn 1966-68, 11 Sig Regt 1968-72. Retired 1972
Registration date : 2010-02-22

PostSubject: Re: None PC   13/3/2012, 09:29

OK Fellas. Must admit I have been in garden over weekend, cutting grass & general tidy up (don't like gardening much)
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"john boy"
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Number of posts : 939
Age : 54
Localisation : shrewsbury
Cap Badge : acc
Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82
Registration date : 2010-12-30

PostSubject: Re: None PC   10/11/2012, 17:52

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlIJppDFoXI&feature=related


Me thinks that one would not get away with this kind of humor today what do you recon afro
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PostSubject: Re: None PC   10/11/2012, 18:19

Black and white minstrels were great.but fell to the PC brigade. Sad
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rucjock21
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Number of posts : 279
Localisation : Glesga
Cap Badge : The Jocks
Places Served : Everywhere.
Registration date : 2012-09-25

PostSubject: Re: None PC   10/11/2012, 18:22

Tush - ZZ Top
Kissin' Cousins - Elvis Presley
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Big Balls - AC/DC
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"john boy"
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Number of posts : 939
Age : 54
Localisation : shrewsbury
Cap Badge : acc
Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82
Registration date : 2010-12-30

PostSubject: Re: None PC   5/2/2013, 19:53

School register being read on first day back at a Bradford school
"Mustafa Al Zeri ? "here"
"Ahmed Kabul ? "here"
"Fatima Al Hayek ? "here"
"Abdul Al Omid ? "here
"Ali Son al En ?
"Ali Son al En ? Silence in the classroom
"Ali Son al En ?
"sir I think thats me" says a little girl " it's pronounced Alison Allen" Very Happy
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rucjock21
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Number of posts : 279
Localisation : Glesga
Cap Badge : The Jocks
Places Served : Everywhere.
Registration date : 2012-09-25

PostSubject: Re: None PC   6/2/2013, 13:52

A 97 year old man goes into his doctor’s office.
“Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.”
“Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97. Don’t you think you’re ‘sex drive’ is
all in your head?”
“You’re sure right it is!” replied the old man. “That’s why I want it
lowered!”


British Military Officer Fitness Reports



The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used
for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are
actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....

- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

- I would not breed from this Officer.

- This Officer is really not so much of a has-been,
but more of a definitely won't-be.

- When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
whichever foot was previously in there.

- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction.

- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

- Technically sound, but socially impossible.

- This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around
at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

- When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then
he has aged considerably.

- This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to
port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

- She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them.

- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

- This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.

- In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.

- The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.

- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap

- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

- Only occasionally wets himself under pressure



lol! lol!
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Shelldrake
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Number of posts : 2991
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

PostSubject: Re: None PC   6/2/2013, 14:54

One of my CRs said "He is a good Mess Member". drunken
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Dulaigh
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Number of posts : 126
Cap Badge : Royal Signals
Places Served : Catterick Newark Aldershot 201Shorncliffe WinterbourneGunner TOS SHARJAH Bunde 249 Singapore NE Thailand Aldershot Catterick
Registration date : 2012-03-19

PostSubject: Re: None PC   6/2/2013, 21:24

Hard to beat the old ones. Laughing
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