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Teabag
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Number of posts : 960
Age : 66
Localisation : Merseyside
Cap Badge : Royal Signals
Places Served : Wildenrath Detmold
Registration date : 2008-10-30

PostSubject: Women   9/9/2011, 13:20

Do womens brains function differently to mens? I'm in a shop at the checkout with my goods and cash in hand. In front of me the woman gets asked for the cash but says "I will just put these away". She then proceeds to bag her shopping very slowly, after which she then searches for her purse, duly finds and then searches for the cash.

I never see a feller do that and am always ready with cash or wallet in hand ready to pay, and put my items in a bag as they come through the till, so why can't women?

It's a conspiracy I tell thee! No wonder we die earlier.
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PostSubject: Re: Women   9/9/2011, 16:04

Aha Teabag! You have noticed it too...I have several cutting remarks especialy for that situation..but alas they seem to not register with said females
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"john boy"
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Number of posts : 939
Age : 54
Localisation : shrewsbury
Cap Badge : acc
Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82
Registration date : 2010-12-30

PostSubject: Re: Women   9/9/2011, 17:52

Teabag wrote:
Do womens brains function differently to mens? I'm in a shop at the checkout with my goods and cash in hand. In front of me the woman gets asked for the cash but says "I will just put these away". She then proceeds to bag her shopping very slowly, after which she then searches for her purse, duly finds and then searches for the cash.

I never see a feller do that and am always ready with cash or wallet in hand ready to pay, and put my items in a bag as they come through the till, so why can't women?

It's a conspiracy I tell thee! No wonder we die earlier.

They are the same when they come to bed, us guys clean teeth ,undress- bed 5min max women they go through this rigmaroll a ritual clean teeth-off with the make-up - on with the moisturiser - brush their hair - get undressed put nightie on - puff up the pillow get in to bed and wake you up because they take forever:So it's not just the checkout that their brains work differently

but this is the ultimate at the checkout
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gingerjim
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Number of posts : 487
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Places Served : blackdown brackley , belgium . viersen
Registration date : 2011-03-21

PostSubject: Re: Women   9/9/2011, 19:27

of course their brains dont function like mens brains,just show me a woman wots got brains. ginger
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dandc
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Age : 66
Localisation : gateshead
Cap Badge : 15/19H.ARMY AIR CORPS
Places Served : tidworth, fallingbostle, detmold, hongkong, minden
Registration date : 2009-05-22

PostSubject: Re: Women   9/9/2011, 21:21

you are all crusing for brusing,
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"john boy"
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Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82
Registration date : 2010-12-30

PostSubject: Re: Women   9/9/2011, 22:12

dandc wrote:
you are all crusing for brusing,

yeah I think we are sailing a bit close to the wind Crying or Very sad lol!
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gingerjim
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PostSubject: Re: Women   10/9/2011, 19:06

ELP.
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Teabag
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Number of posts : 960
Age : 66
Localisation : Merseyside
Cap Badge : Royal Signals
Places Served : Wildenrath Detmold
Registration date : 2008-10-30

PostSubject: Re: Women   11/9/2011, 09:25

"john boy" wrote:
dandc wrote:
you are all crusing for brusing,

yeah I think we are sailing a bit close to the wind Crying or Very sad lol!


Don't care and if I am wrong my name is not Brum! Laughing
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cartav
Maj Gen
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Number of posts : 783
Age : 86
Localisation : s. yorks
Cap Badge : RA (ns) RA, R.Sigs, RE ( TAVR)
Places Served : Oswestry, Tonfanau, Woolwich, Osnabruck, MT School Bordon, Bulford, Manorbier, Hameln, R.Sigs Blandford, RSME Chattenden, Western Highlands.
Registration date : 2011-04-26

PostSubject: Re: Women   11/9/2011, 11:52

Totally agree about supermarket queues......... Purses come out of some forgotten corner of a handbag, fingers probe for loose change as though they are surprised payment is required. And pubs ! Don't get me on about pubs......... "What do you want ?" they are asked. Slight pause, brain clicks in, location is registered........ oh yes, we've come out for a drink, what a surprise. See now what shall I have ?



And when they are in a group, the female equivalent of half a dozen lads meeting up, watch how they pay........ No offer to get them in, all want to pay separately. Purses come out again, argument ensues about who had what and how much each one's tipple costs...... Grrrrrrrr !
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brum
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Number of posts : 2808
Age : 75
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
Cap Badge : RA/QOH
Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

PostSubject: Re: Women   11/9/2011, 12:08

Teabag wrote:
Do womens brains function differently to mens? I'm in a shop at the checkout with my goods and cash in hand. In front of me the woman gets asked for the cash but says "I will just put these away". She then proceeds to bag her shopping very slowly, after which she then searches for her purse, duly finds and then searches for the cash.

I never see a feller do that and am always ready with cash or wallet in hand ready to pay, and put my items in a bag as they come through the till, so why can't women?

It's a conspiracy I tell thee! No wonder we die earlier.

While agreeing with the latest Teabag rant, I get annoyed with those women who turn a corner in a supermarket aisle, looking in the opposite direction to their line of travel.

Having rammed you with their overloaded trolley they then wander on without a word of apology.

Why do they do it ? Because they're STUPID !

(I find your sussy belt a little tight, by the way).
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dandc
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Localisation : gateshead
Cap Badge : 15/19H.ARMY AIR CORPS
Places Served : tidworth, fallingbostle, detmold, hongkong, minden
Registration date : 2009-05-22

PostSubject: Re: Women   11/9/2011, 14:49

hey brum,whats a sussy belt,her indoors is onto her 3rd whalebone corset.
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PostSubject: Re: Women   11/9/2011, 16:49

What are you doing with Teabag`s sussy belt?? Embarassed Oh what size is it??????????????
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Teabag
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Number of posts : 960
Age : 66
Localisation : Merseyside
Cap Badge : Royal Signals
Places Served : Wildenrath Detmold
Registration date : 2008-10-30

PostSubject: Re: Women   11/9/2011, 18:40

brum wrote:
Teabag wrote:
Do womens brains function differently to mens? I'm in a shop at the checkout with my goods and cash in hand. In front of me the woman gets asked for the cash but says "I will just put these away". She then proceeds to bag her shopping very slowly, after which she then searches for her purse, duly finds and then searches for the cash.

I never see a feller do that and am always ready with cash or wallet in hand ready to pay, and put my items in a bag as they come through the till, so why can't women?

It's a conspiracy I tell thee! No wonder we die earlier.

While agreeing with the latest Teabag rant, I get annoyed with those women who turn a corner in a supermarket aisle, looking in the opposite direction to their line of travel.

Having rammed you with their overloaded trolley they then wander on without a word of apology.

Why do they do it ? Because they're STUPID !

(I find your sussy belt a little tight, by the way).

You know the worst of it Brum? They have driven to the supermarket so god knows what their driving is like. Sussy belt eh? Lucky man! Dirty old lucky man though.
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Stephen Lock
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Number of posts : 937
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Localisation : Calgary
Cap Badge : Pads Brat
Places Served : Father -- Canadian Army. Served Hemer, Soest, and Wetter
Registration date : 2007-12-28

PostSubject: Re: Women   11/9/2011, 18:57

Eheheheh....I work in a store and, believe me, the bit about waiting until the last minute to dig out the change purse...usually buried in a huge handbag under half a ton of crap, then unzipping the change pocket...no, that's not the one, sorry....unzip the other side. Nope. Go back to the first, peer perplexedly into it's depth....yes, that's right,ma'am, those shiny round metal things are called "coins"....then proceed to pick through them...."How much?" total is relayed again. Nod. Pick pick pick. "There's 5 cents.....pick pick pick....6....pick pick pick, 25....how much?" Total is again relayed. "oh....5...no no wait....25, 5, one cent....uhm...." That's 31 cents ma'am, I need another $1.35 from you...."$1.35? I thought it was $1.66..." "Yes....the total is $1.66...you have 31 cents out..." "Oh....pick pick pick....10....oh, I have a loonie (Canadian dollar coin, before any of you lot start making comments!! :->)...." and on and on it goes.

Meanwhile, there's a line up behind her full of sighing, eye-rolling, shifting from one foot to the other people. She's oblivious.

And it's not just little old ladies who are on fixed incomes and literally penny-pinch. Young girls are doing it. That, or the $1.45 or whatever it is total is announced, they look at the change in their hands, get this totally confused look on their face and dump it all in front of you....$5.00 in change! They can't count...they have no idea what they have. Then when I count out what I need and slide the rest back to them ("that's yours") they continue to stare, slack jawed, at the coinage as if they have no idea what to do with it. "How much was it?"
Total is given along with the assurance I have the correct amount and the remainder is theirs. No idea. Nada. Zilch. Not a clue in the world.

Then we wait as they pick, or try to pick, up each individual coin to drop it back into the change purse and if I dare to scoop it all up at once and hand it to them...I'm being rude!!

Aaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh.....!!!
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gingerjim
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Number of posts : 487
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Places Served : blackdown brackley , belgium . viersen
Registration date : 2011-03-21

PostSubject: Re: Women   11/9/2011, 19:32

whalebone corsets, dont you gents know whales are a protected species, much like our govt protects terrrorists, ginger
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Stephen Lock
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Age : 63
Localisation : Calgary
Cap Badge : Pads Brat
Places Served : Father -- Canadian Army. Served Hemer, Soest, and Wetter
Registration date : 2007-12-28

PostSubject: Re: Women   14/9/2011, 17:12

Ahhhh, but synthetic whales, aren't....or would that be Wales'.....no no, the Wales' are a protected species as well....
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PostSubject: Re: Women   17/9/2011, 07:59

I hope they are no females on this site, anyway, you can reverse this if you like. cheers

'YOU THINK WOMEN ARE NORMAL, UNTIL YOU MARRY THEM !' Laughing
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Dee Z
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Age : 71
Cap Badge : RA
Places Served : Pembroke Dock, Lippstadt,Plymouth, Middle east, Singapore
Registration date : 2011-07-15

PostSubject: Re: Women   2/12/2013, 19:00

wedding night


Darling I have something to tell you

What's that honey
I have been with other men




So have I bend over
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Eric England
Maj
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Number of posts : 232
Age : 64
Localisation : China
Cap Badge : REME 1972 - 1984
Places Served : Arborfield, Deepcut Camberley 25 Lt Regt Catterick/NI, 4 Lt Regt Catterick/NI, 655 Sqn AAC Detmold, QRIH Padderbon, 9/12 Lancers Muenster, 655 Tank Tptr Sqn Fallingbostel, HQ REME 3rd Armd Div Korbecke, SEE Arborfield, HQ REME Trg Center Arborfield.
Registration date : 2013-04-22

PostSubject: Re: Women   3/12/2013, 05:54

What really annoys me is having a trolly full and get into a cue with 5 or 6 peeps in front of you each carrying one or two items and every blasted one of them pays with a plastic card.
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cartav
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Number of posts : 783
Age : 86
Localisation : s. yorks
Cap Badge : RA (ns) RA, R.Sigs, RE ( TAVR)
Places Served : Oswestry, Tonfanau, Woolwich, Osnabruck, MT School Bordon, Bulford, Manorbier, Hameln, R.Sigs Blandford, RSME Chattenden, Western Highlands.
Registration date : 2011-04-26

PostSubject: Re: Women   3/12/2013, 10:51

At last ! A topic with which I can claim some familiarity and parity with you career soldiers !!!!!!

Thinking lasses and money, scrabbling in purses, etc., you may have smirked at groups of females in eating establishments.  Lads will look at the bill. split it four ways or whatever.  Women will argue about who had what, almost come to blows to resolve how they can all be satisfied no one has contributed too much or too little.
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Eric England
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Number of posts : 232
Age : 64
Localisation : China
Cap Badge : REME 1972 - 1984
Places Served : Arborfield, Deepcut Camberley 25 Lt Regt Catterick/NI, 4 Lt Regt Catterick/NI, 655 Sqn AAC Detmold, QRIH Padderbon, 9/12 Lancers Muenster, 655 Tank Tptr Sqn Fallingbostel, HQ REME 3rd Armd Div Korbecke, SEE Arborfield, HQ REME Trg Center Arborfield.
Registration date : 2013-04-22

PostSubject: Re: Women   3/12/2013, 11:16

cartav wrote:
At last ! A topic with which I can claim some familiarity and parity with you career soldiers !!!!!!

Thinking lasses and money, scrabbling in purses, etc., you may have smirked at groups of females in eating establishments.  Lads will look at the bill. split it four ways or whatever.  Women will argue about who had what, almost come to blows to resolve how they can all be satisfied no one has contributed too much or too little.
You should see what happens here in China in a restaurant situation everyone wants to pay the bill, men and women alike, they will fight each other at the cashiers desk to pay, it is a face thingy. If you do not attempt to pay then you are looked down on as a scrounger unless you are an expat and then you will never be allowed to pay.
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KIeler sprotten
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Age : 78
Localisation : Derbyshire
Cap Badge : 13/18 ROYAL HUSSARS QMO
Places Served : Carlisle, NEUMUNSTER , Piddlehinton, Bovington
Registration date : 2011-09-04

PostSubject: Re: Women   3/12/2013, 17:16

i Cannot stand women who reverse into a car space at supermarkets, than try to get their shopping trolly between the cars because the boot is at the back. Did they all used to be Beetle drivers?
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gingerjim
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Places Served : blackdown brackley , belgium . viersen
Registration date : 2011-03-21

PostSubject: Re: Women   3/12/2013, 18:57

in baor in the 50s i courted a few wrac girls , to their credit they all insisted on paying half on a night out , ginger
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Shelldrake
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Number of posts : 2981
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

PostSubject: Re: Women   4/12/2013, 08:15

gingerjim wrote:
in baor in the 50s i courted  a few wrac girls , to their credit they all insisted on paying half on a night out , ginger

Only half!!!   Your "Chat up" lines couldn't have been very good.Shocked Shocked
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Eric England
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Number of posts : 232
Age : 64
Localisation : China
Cap Badge : REME 1972 - 1984
Places Served : Arborfield, Deepcut Camberley 25 Lt Regt Catterick/NI, 4 Lt Regt Catterick/NI, 655 Sqn AAC Detmold, QRIH Padderbon, 9/12 Lancers Muenster, 655 Tank Tptr Sqn Fallingbostel, HQ REME 3rd Armd Div Korbecke, SEE Arborfield, HQ REME Trg Center Arborfield.
Registration date : 2013-04-22

PostSubject: Re: Women   4/12/2013, 08:56

Shelldrake wrote:
gingerjim wrote:
in baor in the 50s i courted  a few wrac girls , to their credit they all insisted on paying half on a night out , ginger
Only half!!!   Your "Chat up" lines couldn't have been very good.Shocked Shocked
Snigger.
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