Gobsmacked !

[quote="brum"]'Ang about, this is getting out of hand now.

Keep up chaps, for Gawd's sake.[quote]

Ok Brum ! Picking up the gauntlet, answering the challenge...........deviating from the deviation..........

Every time I see the name ( and you'll have to fill it in yourselves 'cos even
years later some prude might find it to be OTT, objectionable,) I'm reminded of a
description of one of the courses on the menu of a dinner held pre-war at a local
amateur rugby club :-

"Our Cheese is like ????????? 's legs. Easily spread & fit for a king "

And still going back a bit, wasn't there another Wallace ? One of the feline species who had a taste for a young lad with a stick with a horse's head handle. ('')

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So are you now living in Weatherfield with this Roy bloke?

He`s my dad


Why not?

Gordon. wrote:

haley used to sing rock and roll in the 50s , he had a funny curl on his forehead

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A kiss curl....I had one of those...Impossible now alas..




Some things are best kept out of the public domain old chap !

Anyone checked how the petition is going???

Petition ? ,wot petition ?

You have not been paying attention, Brum. The petition to bring back Hilda Ogden to Weatherfield - have you not signed?

Shelldrake wrote:

You have not been paying attention, Brum. The petition to bring back Hilda Ogden to Weatherfield -

Didn't she emigrate to Holmfirth & change her name to Auntie Wainwright Wallis?

And whilst we at it, maybe Gordon can answer this one............. Ref Honest Mel G & the historical crap he wrote, the patriotic dirge "Scots wha' ha' wi' Wallace Bred ", an a' that, was it only the northern tribes that had the doubtful pleasure of mating with William ? Was it the kilt & hairy legs that turned him on ?

Shelldrake wrote:

You have not been paying attention, Brum. The petition to bring back Hilda Ogden to Weatherfield - have you not signed?

Hilda Ogden ?
Blimey these Fijians have some funny names.

Before my time David..But i do recall the tune was Hey Tuttie Tatie'.

And if you delete BRED and insert BLED.you will be getting there.

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Hilda Ogden ?
Blimey these Fijians have some funny names.

Aha!! That will account for the curly hair..

Petition stands at 17656.

Gordon. wrote:

Before my time David..But i do recall the tune was Hey Tuttie Tatie'.

And if you delete BRED and insert BLED.you will be getting there.

was that singer Roy Haley ?

Hey Gen Shelldrake, don't call us a sad lot, just cus you live south of Watford

Temporary residence Sgt Jeff, old bean. I divide my time between here and my Summer retreat in Kyrenia.

Shelldrake wrote:

Gordon. wrote:

Wallis Simpson was a gunners mate..At one time

So, where does Stead and Simpson fit in to all this FFS?

I want to know where William Wallis fits in amongst this lot

amazing photography back then dont you think

Talking of temporary residences!!! I will be at Horseguards from Saturday for the duration of the beach vollyball.There will be plenty spare seats (on show ) if any one would like to join me.Bring your own binos..

Gordon. wrote:

Talking of temporary residences!!! I will be at Horseguards from Saturday for the duration of the beach vollyball.There will be plenty spare seats (on show ) if any one would like to join me.Bring your own binos..

Thanks for the offer FM but I shall be watching it with my 42" 3D telly balanced on my knees.

Shelldrake wrote:

Thanks for the offer FM but I shall be watching it with my 42" 3D telly balanced on my knees.

Ref. quote above. Delete "Telly" ......... insert " Belly"

Telly 42" - Belly 34".

KYRENEI ? still south of Watford.

I will be watching olympics on a MASSIVE screen in my favourite bar in my home town in Spain.
Alot south of Watford

Shelldrake wrote:

Telly 42" - Belly 34".

Allright, never mind all that stuff.

What I want to know is, which idiot put Rab C Nesbitt in charge of the Glasgow flag locker ?

Try and keep up with events, Brum. A pre-recorded/prepared Video was despatched from London, all they had to do at Hampden was stick it in the machine!

Yes, I know.
Clearly they entrusted Rab with putting it in the machine.
(It HAD to be bloody Nth Korea didn't it ? Of all the countries to pick !).

brum wrote:

Yes, I know.
Clearly they entrusted Rab with putting it in the machine.
(It HAD to be bloody Nth Korea didn't it ? Of all the countries to pick !).

There has to be a conspiracy theory in there somewhere. You never see Rab C and Kim Jung Un in the same room!

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There has to be a conspiracy theory in there somewhere. You never see Rab C and Kim Jung Un in the same room!

You sure about that???????????????

Now that you mention it, not really....................