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brum
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Number of posts : 2808
Age : 78
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
Cap Badge : RA/QOH
Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

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PostSubject: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime17/12/2012, 13:09

I hear on the News this morning that that the population of Scotland has increased by 5% since the last census.
I hope none of our resident Jocks had anything to do with it ! Shocked
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Shelldrake
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Shelldrake

Number of posts : 3027
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime17/12/2012, 14:00

Nothing that can me attributed to me!! Did you read about the remains of a pigeon which was found in a chimney with a coded message strapped to it's leg? Apparently it was sent during the first world war by Gunner OPs - was that anything to do with your OP Party, Brum? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime17/12/2012, 15:38

No me Brum..I take precautions..A couple of pints and a few haufs.

The code has been cracked .i read about it somewhere yesterday.
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Number of posts : 3027
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime17/12/2012, 15:53

It was decoded by a Canadian guy. After a lot of to-ing and fro-ing between Canada and GCHQ the message was revealed to read "We are running out of toilet paper", signed Brum.
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steve
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steve

Number of posts : 848
Age : 70
Localisation : near Cuxhaven
Cap Badge : Royal Signals + Royal Engineers
Places Served : Verden-Aller + Willich + Iserlohn + Hameln
Registration date : 2010-02-14

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime17/12/2012, 17:53

brum wrote:
I hear on the News this morning that that the population of Scotland has increased by 5% since the last census.
I hope none of our resident Jocks had anything to do with it ! Shocked

According to rumour control in the BFG 1 (UK) Armoured Division is due to move to Scotland when departing from Germany in the next few years...
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brum
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FM


Number of posts : 2808
Age : 78
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
Cap Badge : RA/QOH
Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime17/12/2012, 18:15

Shelldrake wrote:
Nothing that can me attributed to me!! Did you read about the remains of a pigeon which was found in a chimney with a coded message strapped to it's leg? Apparently it was sent during the first world war by Gunner OPs - was that anything to do with your OP Party, Brum? Suspect

Actually the unfortunate bird fell foul of an OP Ack, L/Bdr (Nosher) Scroggins, who saw it as an extra meat ration.
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Shelldrake

Number of posts : 3027
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime17/12/2012, 18:53

steve wrote:
brum wrote:
I hear on the News this morning that that the population of Scotland has increased by 5% since the last census.
I hope none of our resident Jocks had anything to do with it ! Shocked

According to rumour control in the BFG 1 (UK) Armoured Division is due to move to Scotland when departing from Germany in the next few years...


Don't Panic, Don't Panic! Lock up your Daughters.....................


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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime19/12/2012, 15:22

No worries ,They are going up North..Plenty of sheep to keep them amused. Twisted Evil

On the plus side we now have more females than males Much more to pick from.. Embarassed
NO Brum there are no vaconcies Laughing
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Number of posts : 2808
Age : 78
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
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Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime19/12/2012, 15:45


If they all look like a certain female singing phenomenon from that neck of the woods . . . affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime19/12/2012, 17:25

Plenty of thick paper bags....and...Think of the bank account... pirat
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gingerjim
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Cap Badge : raoc
Places Served : blackdown brackley , belgium . viersen
Registration date : 2011-03-21

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime19/12/2012, 19:50

population explosion in scotland , does that mean the macpakis are on the car bombs again .
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Shelldrake
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Number of posts : 3027
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime20/12/2012, 07:30

Gordon. wrote:
Plenty of thick paper bags....and...Think of the bank account... pirat





I've, Ahem..........."Known" worse! affraid Embarassed drunken drunken






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"john boy"
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Number of posts : 939
Age : 56
Localisation : shrewsbury
Cap Badge : acc
Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82
Registration date : 2010-12-30

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime20/12/2012, 18:01

Shelldrake wrote:
Nothing that can me attributed to me!! Did you read about the remains of a pigeon which was found in a chimney with a coded message strapped to it's leg? Apparently it was sent during the first world war by Gunner OPs - was that anything to do with your OP Party, Brum? Suspect

I think that there should be a memorial for those oh so brave pigeons I shall write to my M.P ... or there should at least be an association for them it could be P.V.A "Pigeon Veterans Association " Population explosion ! 235591a64ceb8da91e94904d5860

I bet some of you old timers used this method Very Happy lol!
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Number of posts : 2808
Age : 78
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
Cap Badge : RA/QOH
Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime20/12/2012, 21:44

[quote=""john boy
I bet some of you old timers used this method Very Happy lol! [/quote]

In my old mob they would have been called "Haversack rations".
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rucjock21
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Number of posts : 279
Localisation : Glesga
Cap Badge : The Jocks
Places Served : Everywhere.
Registration date : 2012-09-25

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime21/12/2012, 19:33

hear on the News this morning that that the population of Scotland has increased by 5% since the last census.
I hope none of our resident Jocks had anything to do with it !

Jings,crivvins, hivvins, helpmaboab whar huv they aw comfae.Invadin gods country.It must be aw they rich Englanders comin up here furra piece o quietness or ur rae chasin oor whisky rations again.Staun by tae repel boarders et ra border guys.


affraid affraid
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Number of posts : 939
Age : 56
Localisation : shrewsbury
Cap Badge : acc
Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82
Registration date : 2010-12-30

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime24/12/2012, 12:32

rucjock21 wrote:
hear on the News this morning that that the population of Scotland has increased by 5% since the last census.
I hope none of our resident Jocks had anything to do with it !

Jings,crivvins, hivvins, helpmaboab whar huv they aw comfae.Invadin gods country.It must be aw they rich Englanders comin up here furra piece o quietness or ur rae chasin oor whisky rations again.Staun by tae repel boarders et ra border guys.


affraid affraid

Translations please santa santa santa santa santa
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JPW
Let Gen
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Number of posts : 1100
Age : 78
Localisation : Berkshire
Cap Badge : REME
Places Served : Rotenburg Ploen Lippstadt Hamm Wetter Minden Munster Bielefeldt Dusseldorf
Registration date : 2008-11-09

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime24/12/2012, 14:31

Get lost Sassenachs!
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Daveb
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Daveb

Number of posts : 105
Localisation : Bristol
Cap Badge : Royal Signals
Places Served : Iserlohn, Herford X 2
Registration date : 2010-12-16

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime30/12/2012, 17:16

Aw Shite, I thought somebody had blown the Jocks up when I saw "Explosion".....
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unclevanya
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unclevanya

Number of posts : 230
Age : 74
Localisation : Essex UK
Cap Badge : R Sigs
Places Served : 11 Sigs Vimy 'C' Catterick Nov 1963), 224 (Radio) Sig Squadron Garrats Hey, Quorn Leics( Jan-June 1964), 16 Sigs Bradbury Barracks Krefeld July-Oct 1964), 28 (BR) Sigs St Tonis & 4 Squadron, Tongeren (Cafe Maddy) (1964-1968), HQ UNFICYP Nicosia 6 month tour (1966), HMS Jufair & Hamala Camp Bahrien, 223 Sig Sqn (Radio) Winchester, Norn Ireland, HQ Northag Kolsas Olso Norway, 11 Sigs Helles Lines Catterick, Civvy Street 1977, Retired (Grumpy Victor Meldrew 2012)
Registration date : 2012-07-15

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime30/12/2012, 18:15

Hmm, well, I wasn't responsible for this, years and years ago.... either too drunk, too knackered, couldn't be bothered, too much horizontal jogging with Mrs Hand, or too much emptying of one's dangly bits into wonk socks...... yeech!! What a Face Sad
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pinky
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Number of posts : 208
Localisation : Southern Alberta, Canada.
Cap Badge : 14th/20th Kings Hussars - KRH
Places Served : In BAOR : Hohne,Berlin and Munster.
Registration date : 2011-06-23

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime31/12/2012, 02:03

Wrong, just wrong !!
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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime31/12/2012, 08:41

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Aw Shite, I thought somebody had blown the Jocks up when I saw "Explosion".....

Carefull daveb....Wi noo ken whaur ye bide..Population explosion ! Braveheart-4222_zps36e91547
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Shelldrake

Number of posts : 3027
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime31/12/2012, 10:33

Aye!!
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unclevanya
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Number of posts : 230
Age : 74
Localisation : Essex UK
Cap Badge : R Sigs
Places Served : 11 Sigs Vimy 'C' Catterick Nov 1963), 224 (Radio) Sig Squadron Garrats Hey, Quorn Leics( Jan-June 1964), 16 Sigs Bradbury Barracks Krefeld July-Oct 1964), 28 (BR) Sigs St Tonis & 4 Squadron, Tongeren (Cafe Maddy) (1964-1968), HQ UNFICYP Nicosia 6 month tour (1966), HMS Jufair & Hamala Camp Bahrien, 223 Sig Sqn (Radio) Winchester, Norn Ireland, HQ Northag Kolsas Olso Norway, 11 Sigs Helles Lines Catterick, Civvy Street 1977, Retired (Grumpy Victor Meldrew 2012)
Registration date : 2012-07-15

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PostSubject: Re: Population explosion !   Population explosion ! Icon_minitime18/2/2013, 20:53

Jings ma baoab!! Its all those Eastern European 'Big Issue', alleged 'self employed' sellers who managed to bypass the UK work regulations. Many 'Big Issue' sellers are Romanian Babuskas who can only mumble "Money Pliz, Money Pliz", as they have taken over all the lucrative pitches outside stores that our own jolly home grown 'Big Issue' sellers occupied, after being made offers of extreme violence that could not be refused. Alleged maffia criminal gangmasters use these Eastern European (all alleged of course) as 'proffesional beggars' etc. Hence the increase in population.

It cannot be the natural selection of the Scots, ('coz I'm a Scot), to procreate, much more likely to be interested in scoffing Extra Large Fries and those New Sugar coated donuts. People drive for miles to buy, and scoff jammy donuts, and other deep fried battered foodstuffs. So it must be Johnny Forieigner incomers who have pumped up the population. pale
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