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+6rucjock21 "john boy" gingerjim steve Shelldrake brum 10 posters | Author | Message |
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brum FM
Number of posts : 2808 Age : 83 Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire Cap Badge : RA/QOH Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich Registration date : 2010-03-02
| Subject: Population explosion ! 17/12/2012, 13:09 | |
| I hear on the News this morning that that the population of Scotland has increased by 5% since the last census. I hope none of our resident Jocks had anything to do with it ! | |
| | | Shelldrake FM
Number of posts : 3048 Localisation : Camberley Cap Badge : Royal Artillery Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh Registration date : 2010-10-26
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 17/12/2012, 14:00 | |
| Nothing that can me attributed to me!! Did you read about the remains of a pigeon which was found in a chimney with a coded message strapped to it's leg? Apparently it was sent during the first world war by Gunner OPs - was that anything to do with your OP Party, Brum? | |
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| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 17/12/2012, 15:38 | |
| No me Brum..I take precautions..A couple of pints and a few haufs.
The code has been cracked .i read about it somewhere yesterday. |
| | | Shelldrake FM
Number of posts : 3048 Localisation : Camberley Cap Badge : Royal Artillery Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh Registration date : 2010-10-26
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 17/12/2012, 15:53 | |
| It was decoded by a Canadian guy. After a lot of to-ing and fro-ing between Canada and GCHQ the message was revealed to read "We are running out of toilet paper", signed Brum. | |
| | | steve LE Maj
Number of posts : 1001 Age : 75 Localisation : near Cuxhaven Cap Badge : Royal Signals + Royal Engineers Places Served : Verden-Aller + Willich + Iserlohn + Hameln Registration date : 2010-02-14
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 17/12/2012, 17:53 | |
| - brum wrote:
- I hear on the News this morning that that the population of Scotland has increased by 5% since the last census.
I hope none of our resident Jocks had anything to do with it ! According to rumour control in the BFG 1 (UK) Armoured Division is due to move to Scotland when departing from Germany in the next few years... | |
| | | brum FM
Number of posts : 2808 Age : 83 Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire Cap Badge : RA/QOH Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich Registration date : 2010-03-02
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 17/12/2012, 18:15 | |
| - Shelldrake wrote:
- Nothing that can me attributed to me!! Did you read about the remains of a pigeon which was found in a chimney with a coded message strapped to it's leg? Apparently it was sent during the first world war by Gunner OPs - was that anything to do with your OP Party, Brum?
Actually the unfortunate bird fell foul of an OP Ack, L/Bdr (Nosher) Scroggins, who saw it as an extra meat ration. | |
| | | Shelldrake FM
Number of posts : 3048 Localisation : Camberley Cap Badge : Royal Artillery Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh Registration date : 2010-10-26
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 17/12/2012, 18:53 | |
| - steve wrote:
- brum wrote:
- I hear on the News this morning that that the population of Scotland has increased by 5% since the last census.
I hope none of our resident Jocks had anything to do with it ! According to rumour control in the BFG 1 (UK) Armoured Division is due to move to Scotland when departing from Germany in the next few years... Don't Panic, Don't Panic! Lock up your Daughters..................... | |
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| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 19/12/2012, 15:22 | |
| No worries ,They are going up North..Plenty of sheep to keep them amused. On the plus side we now have more females than males Much more to pick from.. NO Brum there are no vaconcies |
| | | brum FM
Number of posts : 2808 Age : 83 Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire Cap Badge : RA/QOH Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich Registration date : 2010-03-02
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 19/12/2012, 15:45 | |
| If they all look like a certain female singing phenomenon from that neck of the woods . . . | |
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| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 19/12/2012, 17:25 | |
| Plenty of thick paper bags....and...Think of the bank account... |
| | | gingerjim Col
Number of posts : 487 Cap Badge : raoc Places Served : blackdown brackley , belgium . viersen Registration date : 2011-03-21
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 19/12/2012, 19:50 | |
| population explosion in scotland , does that mean the macpakis are on the car bombs again . | |
| | | Shelldrake FM
Number of posts : 3048 Localisation : Camberley Cap Badge : Royal Artillery Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh Registration date : 2010-10-26
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 20/12/2012, 07:30 | |
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| | | "john boy" Maj Gen
Number of posts : 939 Age : 61 Localisation : shrewsbury Cap Badge : acc Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82 Registration date : 2010-12-30
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 20/12/2012, 18:01 | |
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| | | brum FM
Number of posts : 2808 Age : 83 Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire Cap Badge : RA/QOH Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich Registration date : 2010-03-02
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 20/12/2012, 21:44 | |
| [quote=""john boy I bet some of you old timers used this method [/quote] In my old mob they would have been called "Haversack rations". | |
| | | rucjock21 Maj
Number of posts : 279 Localisation : Glesga Cap Badge : The Jocks Places Served : Everywhere. Registration date : 2012-09-25
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 21/12/2012, 19:33 | |
| hear on the News this morning that that the population of Scotland has increased by 5% since the last census. I hope none of our resident Jocks had anything to do with it ! Jings,crivvins, hivvins, helpmaboab whar huv they aw comfae.Invadin gods country.It must be aw they rich Englanders comin up here furra piece o quietness or ur rae chasin oor whisky rations again.Staun by tae repel boarders et ra border guys. | |
| | | "john boy" Maj Gen
Number of posts : 939 Age : 61 Localisation : shrewsbury Cap Badge : acc Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82 Registration date : 2010-12-30
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 24/12/2012, 12:32 | |
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| | | JPW Let Gen
Number of posts : 1119 Age : 82 Localisation : Berkshire Cap Badge : REME Places Served : Rotenburg Ploen Lippstadt Hamm Wetter Minden Munster Bielefeldt Dusseldorf Registration date : 2008-11-09
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 24/12/2012, 14:31 | |
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| | | Daveb WOI
Number of posts : 105 Localisation : Bristol Cap Badge : Royal Signals Places Served : Iserlohn, Herford X 2 Registration date : 2010-12-16
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 30/12/2012, 17:16 | |
| Aw Shite, I thought somebody had blown the Jocks up when I saw "Explosion"..... | |
| | | unclevanya Maj
Number of posts : 230 Age : 78 Localisation : Essex UK Cap Badge : R Sigs Places Served : 11 Sigs Vimy 'C' Catterick Nov 1963), 224 (Radio) Sig Squadron Garrats Hey, Quorn Leics( Jan-June 1964), 16 Sigs Bradbury Barracks Krefeld July-Oct 1964), 28 (BR) Sigs St Tonis & 4 Squadron, Tongeren (Cafe Maddy) (1964-1968), HQ UNFICYP Nicosia 6 month tour (1966), HMS Jufair & Hamala Camp Bahrien, 223 Sig Sqn (Radio) Winchester, Norn Ireland, HQ Northag Kolsas Olso Norway, 11 Sigs Helles Lines Catterick, Civvy Street 1977, Retired (Grumpy Victor Meldrew 2012) Registration date : 2012-07-15
| | | | pinky Capt
Number of posts : 208 Localisation : Southern Alberta, Canada. Cap Badge : 14th/20th Kings Hussars - KRH Places Served : In BAOR : Hohne,Berlin and Munster. Registration date : 2011-06-23
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 31/12/2012, 02:03 | |
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| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 31/12/2012, 08:41 | |
| - Quote :
- Aw Shite, I thought somebody had blown the Jocks up when I saw "Explosion".....
Carefull daveb....Wi noo ken whaur ye bide.. |
| | | Shelldrake FM
Number of posts : 3048 Localisation : Camberley Cap Badge : Royal Artillery Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh Registration date : 2010-10-26
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 31/12/2012, 10:33 | |
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| | | unclevanya Maj
Number of posts : 230 Age : 78 Localisation : Essex UK Cap Badge : R Sigs Places Served : 11 Sigs Vimy 'C' Catterick Nov 1963), 224 (Radio) Sig Squadron Garrats Hey, Quorn Leics( Jan-June 1964), 16 Sigs Bradbury Barracks Krefeld July-Oct 1964), 28 (BR) Sigs St Tonis & 4 Squadron, Tongeren (Cafe Maddy) (1964-1968), HQ UNFICYP Nicosia 6 month tour (1966), HMS Jufair & Hamala Camp Bahrien, 223 Sig Sqn (Radio) Winchester, Norn Ireland, HQ Northag Kolsas Olso Norway, 11 Sigs Helles Lines Catterick, Civvy Street 1977, Retired (Grumpy Victor Meldrew 2012) Registration date : 2012-07-15
| Subject: Re: Population explosion ! 18/2/2013, 20:53 | |
| Jings ma baoab!! Its all those Eastern European 'Big Issue', alleged 'self employed' sellers who managed to bypass the UK work regulations. Many 'Big Issue' sellers are Romanian Babuskas who can only mumble "Money Pliz, Money Pliz", as they have taken over all the lucrative pitches outside stores that our own jolly home grown 'Big Issue' sellers occupied, after being made offers of extreme violence that could not be refused. Alleged maffia criminal gangmasters use these Eastern European (all alleged of course) as 'proffesional beggars' etc. Hence the increase in population. It cannot be the natural selection of the Scots, ('coz I'm a Scot), to procreate, much more likely to be interested in scoffing Extra Large Fries and those New Sugar coated donuts. People drive for miles to buy, and scoff jammy donuts, and other deep fried battered foodstuffs. So it must be Johnny Forieigner incomers who have pumped up the population. | |
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