Having fun

Subject: Re: Having fun 4/2/2012, 10:26

KEITH DOWNES wrote:: Not heard that one for a long time Shelldrake.

Not surprised, it would be about 17 pence now.

You have to laugh. Go out for a drink with my brother in law and he buys a bag of crisps. Eight shillings for a bag of crisps? He moans. Has a point though!

Subject: Re: Having fun 4/2/2012, 10:50

All rather technical Gordon, that's why I do not sling my email address around in public. Don't want to be the recipient of loads of emails which I may not answer.

Guest

It`s only the members of this site that can access it.Mine has been there since i joined, and i have no hassle.

Subject: Re: Having fun 4/2/2012, 12:43

Point taken Gordon

Subject: Re: Having fun 4/2/2012, 17:32

jimsigs1 wrote:: Hope you watered Brum !!

The wind played a big part in THAT operation, Jim ! Very Happy

Subject: Re: Having fun 4/2/2012, 17:35

Les Pattenden wrote:: Jimsigs1, as one of the "senior" members, is there an e-mail address that I can use to send the odd jokes/funny messages to, after clearance of course, I mean some are not funny but good info. Just wondered

Be careful what you wish for Les !

Some of the email stuff I've been getting from Sheldrake would get this site shut down ! Embarassed

Subject: Re: Having fun 4/2/2012, 17:38

Point taken Brum, I will watch out Smile

Subject: Re: Having fun 4/2/2012, 17:41

Brum,

What I was trying to say was 'hope the wind was in the right direction' when watering a dessert rose - you know the drill don'tyou Brum

Subject: Re: Having fun 5/2/2012, 13:13

Subject: Re: Having fun 5/2/2012, 13:25

brum wrote:

Les Pattenden wrote:: Jimsigs1, as one of the "senior" members, is there an e-mail address that I can use to send the odd jokes/funny messages to, after clearance of course, I mean some are not funny but good info. Just wondered

Be careful what you wish for Les !

Some of the email stuff I've been getting from Sheldrake would get this site shut down ! Embarassed

You little liar! Shocked

Subject: Re: Having fun 5/2/2012, 13:31

Subject: Re: Having fun 5/2/2012, 13:57

This new avatar of yours looks a bit gay, Sheldrake old bean ! Suspect

Subject: Re: Having fun 5/2/2012, 14:54

It's a "Gay Gordon"!! Boom Boom queen

Guest

On the contrary Ducky.This is a Gay Gordon xxx

Subject: Re: Having fun 5/2/2012, 17:43

Looks like he is trying to get over the border into England and fob off the soon to be in place the Border Control. (hope Alex Salmon is not watching)

Subject: Re: Having fun 6/2/2012, 14:56

This could come under the heading "Having fun".

It shows some peace-loving Somali pirates having their human rights abused by some rude Russians.

Looks like fun to me !

http://true-turtle.livejournal.com/85315.html

Subject: Re: Having fun 6/2/2012, 18:41

Absolutely, bring it on bom

Subject: Re: Having fun 6/2/2012, 19:01

Gordon. wrote:: On the contrary Ducky.This is a Gay Gordon xxx

You were saying

Subject: Re: Having fun 17/2/2012, 10:41

Got another one of those calls allegedly from Microsoft telling me I had a virus. I was in a hurry and couldn't do my usual wind up so said I don't own a computer. Yes you do grandad my two and a half granddaughter shouted. I hung up! Out of the mouth of babes! Embarassed

Subject: Re: Having fun 17/2/2012, 11:22

Subject: Re: Having fun 17/2/2012, 12:52

Subject: Re: Having fun 17/2/2012, 18:12

Teabag wrote:: Got another one of those calls allegedly from Microsoft telling me I had a virus. I was in a hurry and couldn't do my usual wind up so said I don't own a computer. Yes you do grandad my two and a half granddaughter shouted. I hung up! Out of the mouth of babes!

We've been talking to the Microsoft Con Artists in German and that seems to hold them off for a bit longer. In my next call I plan to go into a complete panic, shout and scream begging for help, cry and sob have a complete breakdown on the phone. clown

Subject: Re: Having fun 17/2/2012, 19:51

Subject: Re: Having fun 17/2/2012, 20:16

Hardrations wrote:

Teabag wrote:: Got another one of those calls allegedly from Microsoft telling me I had a virus. I was in a hurry and couldn't do my usual wind up so said I don't own a computer. Yes you do grandad my two and a half granddaughter shouted. I hung up! Out of the mouth of babes!

We've been talking to the Microsoft Con Artists in German and that seems to hold them off for a bit longer. In my next call I plan to go into a complete panic, shout and scream begging for help, cry and sob have a complete breakdown on the phone. clown

What I do when I get calls like that is to ask them to hold while I get the owner of the house cos' I don't live there the put the phone down in front of TV and the just leave it there 16mins is the longest I had someone hold for And they were calling from India Very Happy

Subject: Re: Having fun 23/3/2012, 20:36

Got another one today. Played the usual game but after a while the cheeky git on the other end in India asked if I knew how to understand English? I gave him some Anglo Saxon in reply.