Some hope !

Some dingbat has appeared in my spam folder offering me Penis Enlargement.

In this bloody weather ? It'd take an act of God !

Bless you my son..

IF you can pee and hit the pan delete the email. If you aim and spray, well perhaps take them up on the offer?!

my penis thinks its a gastric band, and about as easy to get hold of in this weather

And one advert offered me a 12 " pecker...... I ain't cutting mine for anyone.

gallahad wrote:

And one advert offered me a 12 " pecker...... I ain't cutting mine for anyone.

Gallahad Haven't we seen you in some training movies (as we called them in Sennelager).

Good lord, Hardrations....just what were those training movies????


Ohhhhh....I get it!!!....duh.....they weren't training movies, they were "training movies"....blue movies some young enterprising fellow smuggled up to Sennelager schemes to....ahem....spice up the evenings. Okay.....sometimes it takes me a while to catch on. As my mom used to say 'you can be cute, or you can be smart....you can't be both!' Guess I'm cute more than I'm smart LOL

Mine all seem to be about Viagra and stuff

some one sent me an ad for a tin of processed meat, i figured it was spam.

Oh dear....................

ah yes, I love spam and that bacon grill.

Sad, Jim, Sad..................... where did you find the bacon grill?

jim wrote:

ah yes, I love spam and that bacon grill.

Jim, methinks you are a bit of a food hound !

LOL,

I could be Brum

Martin, You can get it, along with spam in Lidl mate.

When I was with in Cyprus the pioneer sgt in the Black Watch swore they had a guy in the bn so well endowed that he was excused grounding arms on parade when wearing a kilt.

Hardrations wrote:

gallahad wrote:

And one advert offered me a 12 " pecker...... I ain't cutting mine for anyone.

Gallahad Haven't we seen you in some training movies (as we called them in Sennelager).

Honestly. It was not me. Some one once showed me a pic from one of those "training manuals", and I must admit that the bloke looked very much like me,....... his face that is.

Fresh sequence of initial orders chaps !

I've just noticed a little news clip that claims that Doncaster belongs to Scotland.

Apparently King David of Scotland took the place 900 yrs ago and it became Scottish under the Treaty of Durham. When Henry II took the place they forgot to take it off the Jock's signature.

Oh boy. Imagine the barrackroom damages bill !

That'll be a ploy from the Salmond chap, he needs to rustle up some more names for his Independence bid.

TonyE wrote:

When I was with in Cyprus the pioneer sgt in the Black Watch swore they had a guy in the bn so well endowed that he was excused grounding arms on parade when wearing a kilt.

Did a CFE Pipe Band trip up to Denmark in 73. Do you know how cold a Danish girls hands are?

Yep

Gordon. wrote:

Yep

Gordon!! You rascal..

I blame the Carlesberg