Poetry Please

And one from an experience of not too long ago........... You'll have to use imagination....

Whilst smooching with the lovely Brigitte,
She mumbled "You're so stiff & rigid !"
Then later, close entwined at night,
She groaned "Can you get nothing right ?"

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and on re-org, in the Wilson era :- ( To "Screw Guns ")

They've taken the radar sets from us,
The transport & all of the kit,
The guns are in deep preservation,
To keep out the rust & the shit.
P battery's down to a dozen,
Q battery's only got three,
We're hoping a couple on Tuesday
Will enrol in the old SAV.

They're signing on girls in the office,
We're hoping the pretty ones stay,
To dance round a pole at the weekend,
And subsidize our loss of pay.

Shelldrake wrote:

Brum, that doesn't rhyme. I am working on a new poem - should be finished by tomorrow if I can get the last line to scan.

I wasn't trying to scan anything, I was just being a smartarse with the Shakespearian- sounding "naysayers".

DO leave orf !

FMP What a carry on about an avatar..The gold one is a half inch pin badge.The arm flash is just that.Not things you would expect to get a great deal of detail on.

The P stands for pink Brum. You know the rest