Hitch hiking Holiday

Subject: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 17:14

Anyone fancy accompanying me on a hitch hiking holiday in Zimbabwe?

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/03/23zimbabwe-sperm-hunters-prowl-highways-looking-for-hitchhikers_n_1374629.html

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 17:18

I've had a vasectomy, does it still count? (not sperm count obviously Very Happy

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Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 17:36

Teabag wrote:: I've had a vasectomy, does it still count? (not sperm count obviously )

No probs Teabag, by the time they find out, you'll be back home - I'll put you down as a "Probable". Smile

Guest

If we get the usual perks IE food booze etc. and an air conditioned coach to pick up stragglers then i will join your merry band...Tho the end result may just be a puff of dust. Very Happy

Brum is probably on his way already

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 19:08

Shelldrake wrote:: Anyone fancy accompanying me on a hitch hiking holiday in Zimbabwe?

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/03/23zimbabwe-sperm-hunters-prowl-highways-looking-for-hitchhikers_n_1374629.html

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 19:10

Gordon. wrote:: If we get the usual perks IE food booze etc. and an air conditioned coach to pick up stragglers then i will join your merry band...Tho the end result may just be a puff of dust.

Brum is probably on his way already

I've got Brum pencilled in as the driver - I think he's gay. queen

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 19:12

"john boy" wrote:

Shelldrake wrote:: Anyone fancy accompanying me on a hitch hiking holiday in Zimbabwe?

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/03/23zimbabwe-sperm-hunters-prowl-highways-looking-for-hitchhikers_n_1374629.html

FMOB - I hope that's not them, I was expecting something a bit nearer my age. Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 19:15

Shelldrake wrote:

"john boy" wrote:

Shelldrake wrote:: Anyone fancy accompanying me on a hitch hiking holiday in Zimbabwe?

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/03/23zimbabwe-sperm-hunters-prowl-highways-looking-for-hitchhikers_n_1374629.html

FMOB - I hope that's not them, I was expecting something a bit nearer my age. Rolling Eyes

"Where the white man at ?"

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 19:53

Calm down Shelldrake!!! you know that sort of holiday won't do you any good, no not even thinking about it lol!

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 19:55

Mind you thinking about it you could take me along as your ADC Wink

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 20:04

Hitch hiking Holiday Ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures

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Take me with you Shellduckie"

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 20:07

"john boy" wrote:: " Take me with you Shellduckie"

Sorry John Boy, men only! Brum, I have cancelled the bus, the Back Up vehicle will now be an Ambulance - much more suited to your skills. Shocked

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 20:10

"john boy" wrote:

Shelldrake wrote:: Anyone fancy accompanying me on a hitch hiking holiday in Zimbabwe?

The only zulu warriors I ever came across involved people prancing about with a blazing News of the World shoved up their arse.

Don't do it lads . . . think AIDS !

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 20:19

With the demise of the News of the World it's no fun any more, The Sunday Sun burns a lot quicker. I prefer "The Dambusters".

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 23/3/2012, 20:39

brum wrote:

"john boy" wrote:

Shelldrake wrote:: Anyone fancy accompanying me on a hitch hiking holiday in Zimbabwe?

The only zulu warriors I ever came across involved people prancing about with a blazing News of the World shoved up their arse.

Don't do it lads . . . think AIDS !

There's got to be a quote by Prince Phillip somewhere in this pic scratch

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 24/3/2012, 01:17

Probably, "Why isn't that chap wearing a hat". Very Happy

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 24/3/2012, 03:13

It's a Chapess mate ... I know Iv'e seen one

Len (Ciphers)

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 24/3/2012, 09:25

Shelldrake wrote:

"john boy" wrote:: " Take me with you Shellduckie"

Sorry John Boy, men only! Brum, I have cancelled the bus, the Back Up vehicle will now be an Ambulance - much more suited to your skills. Shocked

Need a REME recovery vehicle to carry that! I shouldn't really talk about my wife like that but no one will say anything will you lads? Lads!

Guest

At first glance, i thought that was a snake wrapped around her..

Silence comes at a price Teabag

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 24/3/2012, 13:43

You'd burn your arse on the light bulb with that one! affraid

Subject: Re: Hitch hiking Holiday 24/3/2012, 16:15

Shelldrake wrote:

Gordon. wrote:: If we get the usual perks IE food booze etc. and an air conditioned coach to pick up stragglers then i will join your merry band...Tho the end result may just be a puff of dust.

Brum is probably on his way already

I've got Brum pencilled in as the driver - I think he's gay. queen

Just remembered, he told me not to say anything. Sorry.

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