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| | A Gunner Lament |  |
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ritter
Maj
Number of posts : 265
Age : 95
Localisation : North Huron Township, ON,Canada
Cap Badge : Royal Canadian Artillery
Places Served : CFB Valcartier, CFB Borden, AFVR Meaford, Ipperwash, CAN; Hannover, Putlos; 21 Fd Regt RCA(M)
Registration date : 2011-07-09
| | Subject: A Gunner Lament 5/2/2014, 23:39 | |
| A Sentiment for the Aged
I am a volunteer at a County Nursing Home in North Huron Township, Ontario where my wife was a resident for five years. One of my still very astute Sr residents persists in asking me if I have a significant other ? or am I looking for another? In an effort to terminate his line of questioning I answered him as follows:
Roses are red
My viagra is blue
But when you're 85,
It's over for you.
The sentiment also qualifies for the well known,
Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Hey Goodbye
For a good rendition of the lyrics, Google U Tube, by the "big bash bruther"
gunner ritter | |
| | | | Shelldrake
FM
Number of posts : 3048
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26
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