foreign aid

I see in the papers this prat has offered an open cheque book to the Ukrainian Govt
We also send 90million to Somalia and countless other millions abroad.No wonder this country is going down the toilet.

What about this cow reaping the benefits she's now got an agent (benefit street)

Angry mood  

We Brits are idiots, WE have no money but are always first in line to offer help. Did our people in Somerset receive any help yet? WE are also on the side of the terrorists and never help the elected governments. Time Hague did a couple of years in the forces.

KIeler sprotten wrote:

We Brits are idiots, WE have no money but are always first in line to offer help. Did our people in Somerset receive any help yet?  WE are also on the side of the terrorists and never help the elected governments. Time Hague did a couple of years in the forces.

It's gonna take up to a year to sort out payments for the flood victims .But hey as long as the Ukraine is ok they're gonna get payment straight away I always thought charity begins at home    

you are joking , this is britain you are talking about , charity dont begin at home it begins with whoever the poxy govt can give the biggest bungs to , the mafia is alive and well trading in westminster , ginger

These Ukrainian women can restore order anytime they like WELCOME COMRADE     I'm moving abroad to Kiev will send postcard  

Well done John ..One for every day of the week  said 1 - 7. you give me money jb??

john boy wrote:

These Ukrainian women can restore order anytime they like WELCOME COMRADE     I'm moving abroad to Kiev will send postcard  

Walts?

They can walts with me anytime

gingerjim wrote:

you are joking , this is britain you are talking about , charity dont begin at home it begins with whoever the poxy govt can give the biggest bungs to , the mafia is alive and well trading in westminster , ginger

Hope they keep some back in reserve to bail out Wee Eck and the Boys when that goes pear shaped!   

     

President Salmond can't go wrong in my opinion.

The day before the independence vote, all he's got to do is take over Scottish TV and play nothing but "Braveheart",
(For the uninitiated that's the one where a Jock patriot, played by an Anglophobic Australian, leads his men into battle against an English king, played by a Irishman),
and "Kidnapped", (the one where you see Alan Breck, played by an Englishman, in a natty tartan suit, get bayonetted by a nasty Redcoat, played by an extra from a Scottish regiment), on a continuous loop.

Such will be the effect that he'll be swept into power on a wave of patriotism.

He's still got two Trump cards up his sleevies, those well known Plastic Jocks Sean Connery and Rod Stewart. They'll seal the deal.   

these two will not be aloud back in England if the Jocks get their Freedom   

Shelldrake wrote:

He's still got two Trump cards up his sleevies, those well known Plastic Jocks Sean Connery and Rod Stewart.   They'll seal the deal.   

And Jim Davison, of course.
Another one who was a Jock when it suited him.

IT WILL NOT HAPPEN...

Mr Gidiot, our much loved and esteemed Chancer of the Exchequor appears to be haunted by the economic idiocy of the ghosts of Pw Broone and his brand of 'Brown-a-nomics'. Giving away tax payers cash that we cannot afford seems to be the 'raison d'etre' of the tory-Conmen and Lim-Dicks coalition gobmunt. Our much esteemed and sometime Foreign Secretary, Willy Eversovage also appears to want to get UK treasure, boots on the ground, equipment etc; into these different countries are are, or have become basket cases.

If the EU(SSR) Land desperately wants the Ukraine to become a 'Klub member', then let them pay for this. But in the end, Old Blighty usually ends of stumping up large amounts of cash that goes to the IMF, which in turn is syphoned off to the ECB (European Central Bank) to prop up the Euro (aka Eurine currency). Mr Dave and Mr Gidiot have repeatedly stated that the UK "Does not prop up the Euro" - what a load of old tosh and bull-droppings. They really must take the public for fools. Of course in their elevated intelectual utopianist crud, they appear to so far removed from street level that it is unbelievable. meanwhile we are all being 'spied on' by various organisations via CCTV 9local authorities, GCHQ, NSA, MI5, CIA, MI6 and the 'Mend in black Suits'.

I shall have to resurrect the ghosts of my Scottish clans, and then go and examine the entrails of something..... but Nurse Olga and Matron won't have it, so I just have to play along and pretend that I'm a lovely old geezer who is a tad Victor Meldrew at times......  

Gordon. wrote:

IT WILL NOT HAPPEN...

I would agree with that.

[quote="Shelldrake"]

Gordon. wrote:

IT WILL NOT HAPPEN...

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Hope you are right, but allowing 16 year olds in on the voting scene has been a canny move by the Young Pretender. Oh for a TV shot showing him without the fixed smirk he's adopted !

The polls suggest the 16 year olds are not with him.TF.Aye He is a bit of a poser..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10664559/Alex-Salmond-No-formal-say-for-the-English-on-a-currency-union.html


You couldn't make it up   

Scotland's heroes for the new stamps
Bruce Willis- William Wallis (no relation to Barnes)
liam Neeson -Rob Roy
Christopher Lambert - Conner MacLeod (Highlander) 



Not for getting "Big" Sean as Ramius

Quote :

You couldn't make it up Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

He makes it up on the hoof.

How many spare rooms you got Shelldrake?   

Gordon. wrote:

Quote :

You couldn't make it up Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

He makes it up on the hoof.

How many spare rooms you got Shelldrake?   

Including my Summer Residence?  Five.

Plenty of room in my chateau.

(I notice "Kidnapped" is on channel 15 this morning. Salmond's campaign's starting early isn't it ?).

I'm  reminded of some early foreign aid for that Jacobite lot in the early 1700s,,,,,,,, French ship brought in a load of Spaniards to help out, dropped 'em near that Eilean Donan castle thing in Loch Duich.  French captain got the wind up when an RN ship on a summer cruise  around the Western Isles appeared on horizon.  "We're off then....." he called to the Spaniards, "...... Make your own way back, mes amis ! " .  Spanish squaddies weren't chuffed but they didn't have return tickets, so they took to the hills after a short set to with the Brits. The RN ship used the castle for target practice and the one which appears on boxes of butter shorties and the like stayed flattened until it was rebuilt in recent times.  Spanish immigration doesn't seem to have been much of a problem. " Look  at the locals", they say up there. " Black hair &  blue eyes are Hieland stock ye ken,  black hair & black eyes show Spanish ancestry".  No one hazards a guess about why some sheep have black wool, or why some bairns have Yorkshire accents after an army unit up-graded a rough track up a glen.