Tiny is on parade

Hi all I'm Tiny and just arrived on parade.

Get anymore 'plank's' on board and we can build a shed ..

WELCOME Tiny .. soon you will understand what you have done..

Len (Ciphers)

Hi Tiny welcome to the Site, obviously you will be right marker. Take no notice of Ciphers, Scaleys are bad enough - but Colonial ones!!?

A shed for Barnes Wallis to work in? .

Welcome Tiny....Maybe you can keep the other two ?????s in order

I am sure that, in the fullness of time, Tiny will be able to confirm that Barnes Wallis did, indeed, serve in the Royal Artillery.

Fall in Tiny, we get quite a lot of flak here from the junior regiments so, "prepare for tanks" as they used to say!

Your "places served" is unusual, can you fill us in a bit ?

He means the MCTC bit!!

Welcome to the nut house Tiny !!!

"Welcome Tiny" brilliant site

Welcome Tiny. Now Sheldrake got an assistant to clean the guns.

Hi Tiny,

Don't know why Shelldrake is jealous of us so called colonials. So welcome to a good place to sit your butt down and have all your past memories of good service shattered.

PS: Lippstadt Corrective Training Center. Staff or guest?

Hardrations wrote:

Hi Tiny,

Don't know why Shelldrake is jealous of us so called colonials. So welcome to a good place to sit your butt down and have all your past memories of good service shattered.

PS: Lippstadt Corrective Training Center. Staff or guest?

Colly not Lippstadt. Mind you I never served at either so don't know what the hell I am talking about as usual.

Hardrations wrote:

Hi Tiny,

Don't know why Shelldrake is jealous of us so called colonials. So welcome to a good place to sit your butt down and have all your past memories of good service shattered.

PS: Lippstadt Corrective Training Center. Staff or guest?

Because you live in a beautiful Country!

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Colly not Lippstadt. Mind you I never served at either so don't know what the hell I am talking about as usual.

Keep taking the pills Teabag

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Corrective Training Center. Staff or guest?

I did an escort there once upon a time..The Guests were a mixed lot,Different corps and regiments.
The staff on the other hand were all members of the provost corps or whatever they call themselves.
As it was/is a high class establishment i should imagine the ACC were there taking care of the cullinary delights,and RVC on standby in case of food poisoning outbreaks.

Being a mere escort i wasn`t even offered a cup of tea

I was a guest 1975/6, got 6 mths soldier on, for disagreeing with two civis in lippy town centre. only did 4 though cos I was conciderd a good Lad. Was a tough place but had fun and came out a better squaddie. retrained and fit as f***. strangest thing though when I got back to 27 I was oferd a tape and a job on the RP staff. Turned it all down though, think I was a bit sour over bein convicted in the first place seein as I was only defending a guy from another Battery gettin a slappin from two german gentlemen.

Gordon. wrote:

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Colly not Lippstadt. Mind you I never served at either so don't know what the hell I am talking about as usual.

Keep taking the pills Teabag

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Corrective Training Center. Staff or guest?

I did an escort there once upon a time..The Guests were a mixed lot,Different corps and regiments.
The staff on the other hand were all members of the provost corps or whatever they call themselves.
As it was/is a high class establishment i should imagine the ACC were there taking care of the cullinary delights,and RVC on standby in case of food poisoning outbreaks.

Being a mere escort i wasn`t even offered a cup of tea

I got collared as escort to the MCTC once, on my way to a course.

Cup of tea ?? I had to double with the SUS, never stood still long enough for a cup of tea.

Most indignant I was !

As my TSM said to me once, " Campbell you look in rough shape, but the other bugger should be in hospital seeing as your still walking around".

I recall reporting to the M.O. with a very nasty gash just under my left eyebrow, he asked me what had happened and I told him I had fallen out of bed and hit the old cast iron radiator!. He said"most unfortunate" and then noticed from my records that my G.P. was his old mate from medical school, "How is Dr Wooley" he said, we then had a brief conversation about doctors, as I was leaving he said "by the way lad is the radiator reporting sick", I replied "not today Sir, but maybe soon", he grinned, I closed the door but as you see I retained the memory of that visit and laughed inwardly at it many times over the years. Yes the radiator did report sick some time later, something I am not proud of but sometimes things just have to be done.

brum wrote:

Gordon. wrote:

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Colly not Lippstadt. Mind you I never served at either so don't know what the hell I am talking about as usual.

Keep taking the pills Teabag

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Corrective Training Center. Staff or guest?

I did an escort there once upon a time..The Guests were a mixed lot,Different corps and regiments.
The staff on the other hand were all members of the provost corps or whatever they call themselves.
As it was/is a high class establishment i should imagine the ACC were there taking care of the cullinary delights,and RVC on standby in case of food poisoning outbreaks.

Being a mere escort i wasn`t even offered a cup of tea

I got collared as escort to the MCTC once, on my way to a course.

Cup of tea ?? I had to double with the SUS, never stood still long enough for a cup of tea.

Most indignant I was !

Had to escort a fella from my Det. to Happy Valley in Soest in 67. Second time around for him. This huge mongus Meat Head says to him, " XXXX you know the drill get to it". Me I just got a signature for the body and skidaddled. Unfortunaly I have since found out the lad passed away from drugs and booze. Rest well Yosh.

Hi Tiny
Resident Sloppy welcoming you please feel free to visit my 5* restaurant tucked away in an idyllic location with stunning views and friendly atmosphere
here is just a sample of one of my most popular dishes . Ignore what the other guys say about me on this site (I'm afraid it's all true) but not about the 5 knuckle shuffle and the porridge
Once again welcome...oh by the way why do they call you Tiny?

John boy, I like porridge etc but there are limits what my stomach can take !!!

Ive been to a restraunt very much like yours and had to have copious amounts of alchohol to sterilise my gut after.

If my memory serves me well it was ere somewere at the CQBR.

I would eat just about anything, providing it was washed down with Asbach

Asbach MMMmmmmmm Must get more Asbach mmmmm