Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ?

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 9/6/2012, 19:50

If that`s the case Pete, how come so many ex squaddies are bald?

Probably need a top up.

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 9/6/2012, 21:37

bigmal wrote:: If that`s the case Pete, how come so many ex squaddies are bald?

I thought the wearing of berets caused baldness ?

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 9/6/2012, 21:43

That's always been my excuse ..

Len (Ciphers)

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And mine..though no one believes me..

Gordon aka Barebonce

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 9/6/2012, 22:57

pete26 wrote:

bigmal wrote:: If that`s the case Pete, how come so many ex squaddies are bald?

I thought the wearing of berets caused baldness ?

The time has come for me to quash all the previous myths.

Baldness is caused by Brylcreem.

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Well...That would account for the RAF types.. Cool

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 9/6/2012, 23:21

brum wrote:

pete26 wrote:

bigmal wrote:: If that`s the case Pete, how come so many ex squaddies are bald?

I thought the wearing of berets caused baldness ?

The time has come for me to quash all the previous myths.

Baldness is caused by Brylcreem.

So your ex- RAF then Brum ?

Where were you based Wildenrath, Bruggen ?

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 10/6/2012, 05:34

pete26 wrote:

brum wrote:

pete26 wrote:

bigmal wrote:: If that`s the case Pete, how come so many ex squaddies are bald?

I thought the wearing of berets caused baldness ?

The time has come for me to quash all the previous myths.

Baldness is caused by Brylcreem.

So your ex- RAF then Brum ?

Where were you based Wildenrath, Bruggen ?

Not far wrong Pete, he was OPs which, like the RAF, were a law unto themselves! Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 10/6/2012, 09:52

[quote="pete26
So your ex- RAF then Brum ?

Where were you based Wildenrath, Bruggen ?[/quote]

RAF sir ?

ME sir ? affraid

Wash your mouth out with drain cleaner !

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 13/6/2012, 19:26

malaboman wrote:: I think you're right about the kerosene. The only time I was daft enough to drink this stuff was at our (16/5 LAD) NS farewell parties. Having been anaethsetised by far too much of George's DAB beer at his Dodesheide pub, everyone was given a glass of Ratzeputz which was then set alight with a match and we all said "cheers" to the departing nashie and drank it down. I remember it tasted vile.
But then, what do you expect with a drink called Ratzeputz; taking either the English word Rat or the German similar one plus the word Putz which in some colloquial German and definitely in Yiddish, is some part of a ladies anatomy I used to explore as much as possible - no wonder it didn't taste good!!!!

Like chicken? Smile

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 13/6/2012, 19:34

jim wrote:: I'll make sure I have a slug of fratsepiss next week for all of you.

That Prince Charles thing, I seem to recall there being a huge fuss about it.

He would have been about 14 at the time as I recall....and yes there was a helluva hullabaloo. He's such a stodgy old boot now, and his own have certainly gotten up to far worse (Hello, Harry!!!), but it was a more innocent time, I suppose. Wonder if he remembered the incident when Harry started in on his Wild Period? No doubt Philip reminded him!!

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 13/6/2012, 19:38

brum wrote:

Gordon. wrote:: No.I was pounding the square at Harrogate.I got two weeks jankers for under age drinking..He got sod all..

Yes, but you were only a primitive Scaley, he was the Prince of Wales !
(tut, honestly !

)

My guess is he got a swift kick up the arse off his old man, for one. And while you got 2 weeks jankers, he got splashed across the front pages of the Daily Mirror, the Sun and other tabloids. Which is worse,do you think? He never did that again!!! ...that we know of.....

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Quote :: Which is worse,do you think?

Two weeks jankers.

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 14/6/2012, 19:52

Two weeks?
You must have been a bad boy.

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Underage drinking at 17 years and 50 weeks...

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 15/6/2012, 06:17

I thought of you all as i sar there and drank a glass of ratspiss, tasted just like I remebered, had a few shots of apfel korn as well. Very Happy

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 15/6/2012, 07:53

Good man Jim, I had an Efes here for your. Is Erkia still in the Reeperbahn? Laughing

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Which one was Erkia?. Shelldrake

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 15/6/2012, 10:11

Ikea, I know an Ikea, would that be the one ?

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 15/6/2012, 15:41

Did you know that IKEA is the Swedish spelling for CRAP.

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Shelldrake wrote:: Good man Jim, I had an Efes here for your. Is Erkia still in the Reeperbahn?

Not sure, I wan't allowed in the herbert strasse, as no women are allowed in LOL

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 18/6/2012, 05:41

Gordon. wrote:: Which one was Erkia?. Shelldrake

The 55 year old who took her teeth out, they tell me. Cool

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Ah yes!!!She was very popular..sook, slurp, sook.

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 18/6/2012, 12:04

Gordon. wrote:: Ah yes!!!She was very popular..sook, slurp, sook.

Do you mind ?

I've just had my bloody breakfast !

Subject: Re: Ratzeputz - who likes this stuff ? 18/6/2012, 12:08

This late!! Laughing

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