Dear Leader Kim IL-Jugears & N Korea.

If this 'hots up' abit more, do you think, now speculating now, that our Illustrious PM, Mr Dave and Pals should put British Military on standby for possible duty 'Over There' in another foreign country?

Perhaps Mr Dave is following what Mr Tony did as being "Bush's Poodle", but I jest.....!!

Being the flea on the dog's ass is not an enviable position.

Which reminds me of the previous conflict in Korea. My friend Neil McG... was the Brig's WOP and the Brig had a habit of racing into overrun friendly posns. After recognition of gooks he would swing the champ round 180 degs and drive smartly away. However the enemy fire kept coming closer to Neil who was in the back with a pair of headphones and morse key. After the conflict on return to Scotland he missed the excitement of Korea (a form of PTSD) and rejoined the R.Sigs. We had many pints in the Black Bull in Salisbury .

Listening to BBC Radio 2 today, somebody rang in to say that he couldn't see how anybody could take this Korean chappie seriously, when he has such a stupid haircut.
I, recently, put forward the North Koreans as candidates for the Ridiculous Hat of the Year.

Back in the 1930s, everybody was laughing at a strutting little Nazi with a Charlie Chaplin moustache, look at the trouble THAT little bastard caused !

We have F*** off!

brum wrote:

Listening to BBC Radio 2 today, somebody rang in to say that he couldn't see how anybody could take this Korean chappie seriously, when he has such a stupid haircut.
I, recently, put forward the North Koreans as candidates for the Ridiculous Hat of the Year.

Back in the 1930s, everybody was laughing at a strutting little Nazi with a Charlie Chaplin moustache, look at the trouble THAT little bastard caused !

Well put Brum. The problem is the little bastard does have some nukes. Now if we could just direct him towards the Arabs and sell tickets for the show.

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the Arabs

Why?

Have you seen the military advisors that hang around the NK leader.They must all look about a 100 if a day.These are the dangerous guys in NK.

Nice avatar Gordon

Len (Ciphers)

Just saw young Jung doing his APWT on the News, they're ready now!

it seems the reason why n koreas servicemen wear big hats , its to stop nuclear fallout hitting them ont head , ginger

Is a remake of M*A*S*H* on the cards.

Big hats .It is a known fact that the Koreans north and south have larger heads than most
other nations , So Big Hats

While recoiling from the sight of the Hats, Hilarious, I could not help but notice that everyone clustered around The Chosen One, (he of the ridiculous haircut), had vast arrays of medal ribbons.
What the ***k happened, in North Korea's history, that warranted such an ostentatious display of gongs, I find myself wondering ?

KIeler sprotten wrote:

Big hats .It is a known fact that the Koreans north and south have larger heads than most
other nations , So Big Hats

As the old saying went, "If ye canny fight, wear a big hat".

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As the old saying went, "If ye canny fight, wear a big hat".

Of course..

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whit`s he on about?

I told you Rooney was here"

Best captions if you please

"LOOK CAMREON ON THE LEFT OBAMA ON THE RIGHT "
"ARE YOU SURE OH GLORIOUS ONE"

THE KOREAN GRAND NATIONAL

KIeler sprotten wrote:

Big hats .It is a known fact that the Koreans north and south have larger heads than most


other nations , So Big Hats

Dont they keep their packed lunches in them

"john boy" wrote:

I told you Rooney was here"

Best captions if you please

"LOOK CAMREON ON THE LEFT OBAMA ON THE RIGHT "
"ARE YOU SURE OH GLORIOUS ONE"

THE KOREAN GRAND NATIONAL

Look the yankees are jist 3000miles ower there!

As of 2013, with 9,495,000 active, reserve, and paramilitary personnel, it is the largest military organization on earth.

Well all joking aside and remembering the last do in the Land of the Morning Calm, I for one hope they stay north of the 38th. As they have little regard for human life and decide to do the unthinkable I won't be taking my holidays in Seoul this year.

Len (Ciphers)

ciphers wrote:

As of 2013, with 9,495,000 active, reserve, and paramilitary personnel, it is the largest military organization on earth.

Len (Ciphers)

The Pension Bill must be phenomenal!

[quote="rucjock21"][quote=""john boy""]

"Not him, the gormless looking one with the Royal Signals cap badge".