xmas

I gave up smoking 18 years ago,and a week later had a heart attack.Had another one three years ago and the medics say i wouldnt be here if i hadn`t..QUITE HAPPY NOT TO PROVE THEM WRONG.

Hi Fella's Look what I found

"john boy" wrote:

Hi Fella's Look what I found

Blimey John, you HAVE changed !

Yea,,,And for the better..

She's a cracker - wonder what's inside !

Jimsigs1

jimsigs1 wrote:

She's a cracker - wonder what's inside !

Jimsigs1

Well Jim I can't give away secrets you know that ......but she is doing the rounds I said that I would like to give her something for her kindness so I gave my yule log and she loved every bit of it!!!!!!!! she said she is off to Scotland to find a n old codger called Gorden merry xmas
What did you think I meant

John boy,

Are you sure it was a 'YULE' log !!

Jimsigs1

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jimsigs1 wrote:

She's a cracker - wonder what's inside !

she said she is off to Scotland to find a n old codger called Gorden merry xmas
What did you think I meant

She'll be lucky catching him in, he'll be round all the neighbours collecting for the 27&1/2 KVA scam!!

That can go on the back burner for now Shelldrake.I`ll be at the border to meet her.

Think of me having to work xmas day the power of the mind really works so think altogether at 15:00 G & T and I will by telepathy be able to have a drink thanks guy's remember 15:00hrs

I will John, I was always on duty Christmas Day. The logic was "You're Scottish and you don't celebrate Christmas".

I always did to ensure i got New Year off

OK Guys & Girls, where are we all off to for Christmas. Im spending the 3 days with youngest Son In Romford. For the benifit of any would be burglars I leaving behind the hound and he is big and will be hungry. Be warned.
But first of all, you have to get through the trip flares.

Jimsigs1

Like it Jim, well I am off to my youngest Son's and then off for a week in Norfolk with Brother in Law (Ex RGJ) so may get some fishing in

Les

Will be going over to my daughters place, she lives only 10 miles away, 2 minute walk to the beach. Chrissie lunch there with her, her partner, my son and his wife down from Sydney and a total of 5 grandkids plus the labrador granddog.

Will be a balmy 25 degree celsius day, shorts and T shirts ! We will have the hot turkey, pork, ham, christmas pud and vino, just like you blokes in the old dart.

Boxing day will be at our place, bbq steaks and good Aussie shiraz.

Got a hangover today, had our street party last night, 2 bottles of wine is too much for me these days, have to stick to one.

YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT XMAS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, ABOVE ALL ENJOY !
And muchas Bratwurst.

brum wrote:

"john boy" wrote:

Hi Fella's Look what I found

Blimey John, you HAVE changed !

She can come 'down under' anytime, very nice.

Hi Beachley Boy,

Have a great Christmas etc.
One thing puzzles me about Aussyland, does anyone there live in the interior. Every advert, film, TV programme etc always show Aussies near a beach.

Jimsigs1

Beachley Boy wrote:

Will be going over to my daughters place, she lives only 10 miles away, 2 minute walk to the beach. Chrissie lunch there with her, her partner, my son and his wife down from Sydney and a total of 5 grandkids plus the labrador granddog.

Will be a balmy 25 degree celsius day, shorts and T shirts ! We will have the hot turkey, pork, ham, christmas pud and vino, just like you blokes in the old dart.

Boxing day will be at our place, bbq steaks and good Aussie shiraz.

Got a hangover today, had our street party last night, 2 bottles of wine is too much for me these days, have to stick to one.

YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT XMAS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, ABOVE ALL ENJOY !
And muchas Bratwurst.

merry christmas good buddy LEAVE THE WOMEN ALONE

jimsigs1 wrote:

OK Guys & Girls, where are we all off to for Christmas. Im spending the 3 days with youngest Son In Romford. For the benifit of any would be burglars I leaving behind the hound and he is big and will be hungry. Be warned.
But first of all, you have to get through the trip flares.

Jimsigs1

WORKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Been round the family dispensing good will and most of our hard earned pensions so, off to enjoy ourselves in Istanbul until the 28th of Dec. I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous 2012.

Have a good one Shelldrake, hope you get plenty of the peace and quiet

Les

Thanks for that Les, I shall be enjoying a few Efes and fighting off the Carpet and Leather Jacket salesmen.

Shelldrake wrote:

Been round the family dispensing good will and most of our hard earned pensions so, off to enjoy ourselves in Istanbul until the 28th of Dec. I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous 2012.

Same to you mate.

A restaurant in our village sells Efes so I'll raise one to ya !

Shelldrake wrote:

Been round the family dispensing good will and most of our hard earned pensions so, off to enjoy ourselves in Istanbul until the 28th of Dec. I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous 2012.

I guess you will be having turkey in Turkey
best wishes

Thanks very much guys, I'll be thinking of you (ish).