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"john boy"
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Number of posts : 939
Age : 60
Localisation : shrewsbury
Cap Badge : acc
Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82
Registration date : 2010-12-30

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PostSubject: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime27/4/2013, 21:28

WHOOPEEEE Made itMaj General  Champagne

18:30 hrs Sunday officers mess for drinky poo's

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Number of posts : 1119
Age : 81
Localisation : Berkshire
Cap Badge : REME
Places Served : Rotenburg Ploen Lippstadt Hamm Wetter Minden Munster Bielefeldt Dusseldorf
Registration date : 2008-11-09

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime27/4/2013, 22:03

Congratulations (only another 1,750 postings till you are awarded your Field Marshall's Baton)
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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime27/4/2013, 23:18

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18:30 hrs Sunday officers mess for drinky poo's

Sorry old bean...Mess closed for private orgy Sunday, Reserved you a room at the sally bash..Oh! having a bit of trouble getting a bog key cut.Can you use the outside cludgie for a couple of days months.At least untill i retire..
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Number of posts : 3048
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime28/4/2013, 10:00

Whilst not wishing to steal any ones thunder but, I hope that it hasn't escaped everyones notice that I, Gen Shelldrake Late RA and GOC the "I Like You" Bar, Famagusta will very shortly be receiving my Baton to go with my knapsack. I am of the understanding that Her Britannic Majestys High Commissioner to Cyprus and GOC MELF will be holding a substantial soiree at the aforementioned's gaff in Nicosia, attendance will be by invitation only - so don't hold your collective breath! That is all - out.
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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime28/4/2013, 10:05

TFFT....Now i can look forward to retirment..... drunken Sleep
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Number of posts : 3048
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime28/4/2013, 12:11

Sorry Gordon, FMs NEVER retire.
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Number of posts : 1119
Age : 81
Localisation : Berkshire
Cap Badge : REME
Places Served : Rotenburg Ploen Lippstadt Hamm Wetter Minden Munster Bielefeldt Dusseldorf
Registration date : 2008-11-09

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime28/4/2013, 14:13

FMs are also appointed to the House of Lords. Have you selected a new title yet?

Field Marshall The Lord Shelldrake of Kyrenia has a touch of class, better than FM The Lord Shelldrake of The Old Park.

PS Note Gordon has not disclosed his full title, you might wish to advise. (alternatively our new REME Super Clerk will doubtless produce a suitable alternative)
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Shelldrake


Number of posts : 3048
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime28/4/2013, 18:32

I was thinking of something along the lines of Field Marshall The Lord Shelldrake of Nitshill, Heatherside and Kyrenia, that has a bit of a ring about it - I'll give it some deliberation.
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Number of posts : 487
Cap Badge : raoc
Places Served : blackdown brackley , belgium . viersen
Registration date : 2011-03-21

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime28/4/2013, 18:59

ere why aint i a field marshal, i are the best looking geezer on site ,i should be top gaffer , ginger
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"john boy"
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Number of posts : 939
Age : 60
Localisation : shrewsbury
Cap Badge : acc
Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82
Registration date : 2010-12-30

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime28/4/2013, 20:28

Gordon. wrote:
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18:30 hrs Sunday officers mess for drinky poo's

Sorry old bean...Mess closed for private orgy Sunday, Reserved you a room at the sally bash..Oh! having a bit of trouble getting a bog key cut.Can you use the outside cludgie for a couple of days months.At least untill i retire..

No problem sir just remember to clean away the tissues and disinfect ...I can't imagine a wrinkly orgy is there a nursing home near by ... Don't tell me you've got old wonga .com to organise this

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime28/4/2013, 23:22

Not up to speed on it Johnboy..Think Brum is the organiser....He has the most experiance on these matters..Is that a pic of the current mistress old chap? Not too bad for a slop jockey.. Twisted Evil
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Number of posts : 3048
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime29/4/2013, 06:58

That is what is known in Glasgow as a "Colostomy" - a wee bag on the side.
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Number of posts : 2808
Age : 82
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
Cap Badge : RA/QOH
Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime29/4/2013, 11:08

Shelldrake wrote:
I was thinking of something along the lines of Field Marshall The Lord Shelldrake of Nitshill, Heatherside and Kyrenia, that has a bit of a ring about it - I'll give it some deliberation.

I was thinking more along the lines of

FM Shelldrake, The Lord Shelldrake of Mutton Jock and Thunderbox.
(KG, OBE, Rooti Gong (Failed) ).
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Number of posts : 2808
Age : 82
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
Cap Badge : RA/QOH
Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime29/4/2013, 11:11

Gordon. wrote:

Is that a pic of the current mistress old chap? Not too bad for a slop jockey.. Twisted Evil

Just think, if she still lived, Katherine Hepburn would look something like that now. Shocked
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Number of posts : 939
Age : 60
Localisation : shrewsbury
Cap Badge : acc
Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82
Registration date : 2010-12-30

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime29/4/2013, 11:42

Brum you should know this is what we call good lovin' here is the country side don't knock it (shoot it maybe) Maj General  Ugly-women-5-222x300 Very Happy Smile lol! here's the daughter lol!
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Number of posts : 2808
Age : 82
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
Cap Badge : RA/QOH
Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime29/4/2013, 12:30


Back in the day we'd have called that a "Five Pinter"!
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Number of posts : 3048
Localisation : Camberley
Cap Badge : Royal Artillery
Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh
Registration date : 2010-10-26

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime29/4/2013, 12:34

Or a "Double Bagger". Laughing
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Number of posts : 939
Age : 60
Localisation : shrewsbury
Cap Badge : acc
Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82
Registration date : 2010-12-30

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime30/4/2013, 12:00

One bag of dingleberries a bunch of nettles and a glass of lemonade and cow piss and you've pulled no problem lol!
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Number of posts : 2808
Age : 82
Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire
Cap Badge : RA/QOH
Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich
Registration date : 2010-03-02

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime30/4/2013, 22:48


John boy,

you are a strange and complex person ! Suspect
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Number of posts : 232
Age : 70
Localisation : China
Cap Badge : REME 1972 - 1984
Places Served : Arborfield, Deepcut Camberley 25 Lt Regt Catterick/NI, 4 Lt Regt Catterick/NI, 655 Sqn AAC Detmold, QRIH Padderbon, 9/12 Lancers Muenster, 655 Tank Tptr Sqn Fallingbostel, HQ REME 3rd Armd Div Korbecke, SEE Arborfield, HQ REME Trg Center Arborfield.
Registration date : 2013-04-22

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PostSubject: Re: Maj General    Maj General  Icon_minitime2/5/2013, 14:08

brum wrote:

John boy,

you are a strange and complex person ! Suspect


So is half the world nowadays LOL.
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