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"john boy" Maj Gen
Number of posts : 939 Age : 62 Localisation : shrewsbury Cap Badge : acc Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82 Registration date : 2010-12-30
| | | | JPW Let Gen
Number of posts : 1119 Age : 83 Localisation : Berkshire Cap Badge : REME Places Served : Rotenburg Ploen Lippstadt Hamm Wetter Minden Munster Bielefeldt Dusseldorf Registration date : 2008-11-09
| Subject: Re: Maj General 27/4/2013, 22:03 | |
| Congratulations (only another 1,750 postings till you are awarded your Field Marshall's Baton) | |
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| Subject: Re: Maj General 27/4/2013, 23:18 | |
| - Quote :
- 18:30 hrs Sunday officers mess for drinky poo's
Sorry old bean...Mess closed for private orgy Sunday, Reserved you a room at the sally bash..Oh! having a bit of trouble getting a bog key cut.Can you use the outside cludgie for a couple of days months.At least untill i retire.. |
| | | Shelldrake FM
Number of posts : 3048 Localisation : Camberley Cap Badge : Royal Artillery Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh Registration date : 2010-10-26
| Subject: Re: Maj General 28/4/2013, 10:00 | |
| Whilst not wishing to steal any ones thunder but, I hope that it hasn't escaped everyones notice that I, Gen Shelldrake Late RA and GOC the "I Like You" Bar, Famagusta will very shortly be receiving my Baton to go with my knapsack. I am of the understanding that Her Britannic Majestys High Commissioner to Cyprus and GOC MELF will be holding a substantial soiree at the aforementioned's gaff in Nicosia, attendance will be by invitation only - so don't hold your collective breath! That is all - out. | |
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| | | | Shelldrake FM
Number of posts : 3048 Localisation : Camberley Cap Badge : Royal Artillery Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh Registration date : 2010-10-26
| Subject: Re: Maj General 28/4/2013, 12:11 | |
| Sorry Gordon, FMs NEVER retire. | |
| | | JPW Let Gen
Number of posts : 1119 Age : 83 Localisation : Berkshire Cap Badge : REME Places Served : Rotenburg Ploen Lippstadt Hamm Wetter Minden Munster Bielefeldt Dusseldorf Registration date : 2008-11-09
| Subject: Re: Maj General 28/4/2013, 14:13 | |
| FMs are also appointed to the House of Lords. Have you selected a new title yet?
Field Marshall The Lord Shelldrake of Kyrenia has a touch of class, better than FM The Lord Shelldrake of The Old Park.
PS Note Gordon has not disclosed his full title, you might wish to advise. (alternatively our new REME Super Clerk will doubtless produce a suitable alternative) | |
| | | Shelldrake FM
Number of posts : 3048 Localisation : Camberley Cap Badge : Royal Artillery Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh Registration date : 2010-10-26
| Subject: Re: Maj General 28/4/2013, 18:32 | |
| I was thinking of something along the lines of Field Marshall The Lord Shelldrake of Nitshill, Heatherside and Kyrenia, that has a bit of a ring about it - I'll give it some deliberation. | |
| | | gingerjim Col
Number of posts : 487 Cap Badge : raoc Places Served : blackdown brackley , belgium . viersen Registration date : 2011-03-21
| Subject: Re: Maj General 28/4/2013, 18:59 | |
| ere why aint i a field marshal, i are the best looking geezer on site ,i should be top gaffer , ginger | |
| | | "john boy" Maj Gen
Number of posts : 939 Age : 62 Localisation : shrewsbury Cap Badge : acc Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82 Registration date : 2010-12-30
| Subject: Re: Maj General 28/4/2013, 20:28 | |
| - Gordon. wrote:
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- 18:30 hrs Sunday officers mess for drinky poo's
Sorry old bean...Mess closed for private orgy Sunday, Reserved you a room at the sally bash..Oh! having a bit of trouble getting a bog key cut.Can you use the outside cludgie for a couple of days months.At least untill i retire.. No problem sir just remember to clean away the tissues and disinfect ...I can't imagine a wrinkly orgy is there a nursing home near by ... Don't tell me you've got old wonga .com to organise this | |
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| Subject: Re: Maj General 28/4/2013, 23:22 | |
| Not up to speed on it Johnboy..Think Brum is the organiser....He has the most experiance on these matters..Is that a pic of the current mistress old chap? Not too bad for a slop jockey.. |
| | | Shelldrake FM
Number of posts : 3048 Localisation : Camberley Cap Badge : Royal Artillery Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh Registration date : 2010-10-26
| Subject: Re: Maj General 29/4/2013, 06:58 | |
| That is what is known in Glasgow as a "Colostomy" - a wee bag on the side. | |
| | | brum FM
Number of posts : 2808 Age : 83 Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire Cap Badge : RA/QOH Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich Registration date : 2010-03-02
| Subject: Re: Maj General 29/4/2013, 11:08 | |
| - Shelldrake wrote:
- I was thinking of something along the lines of Field Marshall The Lord Shelldrake of Nitshill, Heatherside and Kyrenia, that has a bit of a ring about it - I'll give it some deliberation.
I was thinking more along the lines of FM Shelldrake, The Lord Shelldrake of Mutton Jock and Thunderbox. (KG, OBE, Rooti Gong (Failed) ). | |
| | | brum FM
Number of posts : 2808 Age : 83 Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire Cap Badge : RA/QOH Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich Registration date : 2010-03-02
| | | | "john boy" Maj Gen
Number of posts : 939 Age : 62 Localisation : shrewsbury Cap Badge : acc Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82 Registration date : 2010-12-30
| Subject: Re: Maj General 29/4/2013, 11:42 | |
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| | | brum FM
Number of posts : 2808 Age : 83 Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire Cap Badge : RA/QOH Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich Registration date : 2010-03-02
| Subject: Re: Maj General 29/4/2013, 12:30 | |
| Back in the day we'd have called that a "Five Pinter"!
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| | | Shelldrake FM
Number of posts : 3048 Localisation : Camberley Cap Badge : Royal Artillery Places Served : Troon, Lippstadt, Devizes, NI, Paderborn, Dortmund, Colchester, Belize, Canada, Cyprus, Gutersloh Registration date : 2010-10-26
| Subject: Re: Maj General 29/4/2013, 12:34 | |
| Or a "Double Bagger". | |
| | | "john boy" Maj Gen
Number of posts : 939 Age : 62 Localisation : shrewsbury Cap Badge : acc Places Served : aldershot/albermarle bks ouston-father LI- gib- berlin NI- lemgo- colchester- shrewsbury-tidworth left82 Registration date : 2010-12-30
| Subject: Re: Maj General 30/4/2013, 12:00 | |
| One bag of dingleberries a bunch of nettles and a glass of lemonade and cow piss and you've pulled no problem | |
| | | brum FM
Number of posts : 2808 Age : 83 Localisation : Sandbach Cheshire Cap Badge : RA/QOH Places Served : JLRRA (Hereford) Nienburg Paderborn Colchester Munster Maresfield (Cyprus) Hohne Hemer Op Banner x4 Woolwich Registration date : 2010-03-02
| Subject: Re: Maj General 30/4/2013, 22:48 | |
| John boy, you are a strange and complex person ! | |
| | | Eric England Maj
Number of posts : 232 Age : 72 Localisation : China Cap Badge : REME 1972 - 1984 Places Served : Arborfield, Deepcut Camberley 25 Lt Regt Catterick/NI, 4 Lt Regt Catterick/NI, 655 Sqn AAC Detmold, QRIH Padderbon, 9/12 Lancers Muenster, 655 Tank Tptr Sqn Fallingbostel, HQ REME 3rd Armd Div Korbecke, SEE Arborfield, HQ REME Trg Center Arborfield. Registration date : 2013-04-22
| Subject: Re: Maj General 2/5/2013, 14:08 | |
| - brum wrote:
John boy,
you are a strange and complex person ! So is half the world nowadays LOL. | |
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