Its my Fault England didn't score!

I'm sitting there watching the match not hurting anyone and wondering why I bother watching England?

Free kick to England on the edge of the Hungarian penalty area and my wife suddenly decides she wants to play moving ornaments around. Stands right in front of the box deciding if a particular piece would look good there or there?

I start screaming get out of the way I am watching this.

Net result, England don't score, she gets a moody on and it's all my fault!

Women! Will anyone ever work out what goes on in their brains?

Edit, ooer been promoted. Just call me sir!

LOL

No you call me Sir!

It was a boring match I thought, but then I'm a Rugby man.

I reckon you'd better get round to calling Her Indoors "Sir", mate!

(Serves you right for watching England anyway !).

Pims all round down the mess Teabag, at least they have a decent telly LoL

It could have been worse Sir..You could have been watching Scotland

I watched the England-Germany game in the last World Cup. My Wife of some Years also watched it, strange, she hates the game. She grinned better than any Cheshire Cat. At the end she poured me a very large whiskey and left the room. Give praise where praise is due, she didn't take the "P**S. No need to ask where she comes from?

Uhmmm....she wouldn't be German, by some odd coincidence?

Stephen, Are you related to "Enstein"? I think she actually took pity on me. The tissues may have given it away, the first box was alright, the second was not saving the "Planet"

Eheheheh....no, not related to Einstein although I might be related to Sherlock Holmes and inherited his gift of deduction...oh, wait...he was a fictional character, wasn't he? Gosh, will my brilliance never dim??? LOL LOL