18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday

Subject: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 19/5/2011, 14:27

According to some, the world will end this Saturday, so I want to go out with a bang. Will some beautiful nubile young woman make an old man happy on his last day?

Not a word to the wife if it doesn't happen though! Cool

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 19/5/2011, 14:59

18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday Cheerleader

this is just for you teabag says she will meet you any time Very Happy

Mail order only Very Happy

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 19/5/2011, 16:01

[quote="Teabag"]According to some, the world will end this Saturday, so I want to go out with a bang. Will some beautiful nubile young woman make an old man happy on his last day?

What, you and that gouty old foot ? I don't think so !

( where DO you get this stuff from anyway ? confused

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Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 19/5/2011, 16:04

"john boy" wrote:: this is just for you teabag says she will meet you any time

Mail order only

'ang about . . . isn't that . . . yes it IS . . . Five Mark Monika ! pig

(I suppose she's Five Euro Monika now !)

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 19/5/2011, 17:23

"john boy" wrote:: this is just for you teabag says she will meet you any time

Mail order only

Cor, hold me coat!

This Brum.

http://www.the-dispatch.com/article/20110519/wire/110519943

It's the yanks as usual so take it with the usual pinch of.

Guest

Here you go Teabag,No fighting with Brum now..

18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday Ann-Widdecombe-006

I`m told she`s quite light on her feet,so if the misses comes in she can scarper fast Laughing

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 19/5/2011, 19:53

[This Brum.

http://www.the-dispatch.com/article/20110519/wire/110519943

It's the yanks as usual so take it with the usual pinch of.[/quote]

There's going to be some pissed off people if his nibs DOES turn up.

'Specially if it transpires that he's come for the Camel Jockeys ! Very Happy

(Me, l'll be with them people waiting to do a bit of high-end looting, when everybody's gone).

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 19/5/2011, 19:58

brum wrote:

"john boy" wrote:: this is just for you teabag says she will meet you any time

Mail order only

'ang about . . . isn't that . . . yes it IS . . . Five Mark Monika ! pig

(I suppose she's Five Euro Monika now !)

FIVE MARKS!!! Gordon Bennett Brum, she saw you coming (metaphorically). drunken

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 19/5/2011, 20:08

Gordon. wrote:: Here you go Teabag,No fighting with Brum now..

I`m told she`s quite light on her feet,so if the misses comes in she can scarper fast

Arrrrgh! It's true, it is the end of the world. I hate that woman and detest all she stands for. Monika come back................

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 19/5/2011, 21:39

I think it's 5 Mark Annies sister, up in Soest Embarassed

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 19/5/2011, 22:27

SHE MIGHT BE LIGHT ON HER FEET ,,,,,,BUT WHAT IF SHE FELL ON YOU , YOU POOR BRITTLE BONES,, Shocked

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 20/5/2011, 07:58

[quote="Teabag"]

Gordon. wrote:: Here you go Teabag,No fighting with Brum now..

[Arrrrgh! It's true, it is the end of the world. I hate that woman and detest all she stands for. Monika come back................

Now that's a shame Teabag, she speaks well of you ! Sad

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 20/5/2011, 11:47

I'm a bit confused. Yeh I know that isn't unusual but bear with me.

Now this guy says the world will end on Saturday right? What happens if Saturday comes and goes here in the UK but it is still Saturday in say the US. Does only half the world end? Trust the yanks to muck it up! Razz

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 20/5/2011, 14:41

[quote="Shelldrake"][quote="brum"][quote=""john boy""] 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday Cheerleader

The Greek guardsman, the ones that wear a big girl's blouse and a tutu.

Those shoes they wear, hers look suspiciously like the same ones ! scratch

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 20/5/2011, 15:05

Teabag wrote:: I'm a bit confused. Yeh I know that isn't unusual but bear with me.

Now this guy says the world will end on Saturday right? What happens if Saturday comes and goes here in the UK but it is still Saturday in say the US. Does only half the world end? Trust the yanks to muck it up!

Everyone knows that the world can't "Just end" so, for demonstration and instructional purposes, it will be broken down into parts, each part being numbered........... Sleep

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 20/5/2011, 21:08

[quote="brum"][quote="Shelldrake"][quote="brum"]

"john boy" wrote:: The Greek guardsman, the ones that wear a big girl's blouse and a tutu.

Those shoes they wear, hers look suspiciously like the same ones !

You guy don't think it's the same Monika that was involved with Big Bill Clinton all those years ago in the oval office? scratch

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 20/5/2011, 22:03

[quote=""john boy""][quote="brum"][quote="Shelldrake"]

brum wrote:

"john boy" wrote:: The Greek guardsman, the ones that wear a big girl's blouse and a tutu.

Those shoes they wear, hers look suspiciously like the same ones !

You guy don't think it's the same Monika that was involved with Big Bill Clinton all those years ago in the oval office? scratch

You could be on to something there john boy.

That chin would definitely support the Presidential gonads methinks ! Basketball

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 20/5/2011, 22:05

[quote="brum"][quote=""john boy""][quote="brum"]

Shelldrake wrote:

brum wrote:

"john boy" wrote:: The Greek guardsman, the ones that wear a big girl's blouse and a tutu.

Those shoes they wear, hers look suspiciously like the same ones !

You guy don't think it's the same Monika that was involved with Big Bill Clinton all those years ago in the oval office? scratch

You could be on to something there john boy.

That chin would definitely support the Presidential gonads methinks ! Basketball

but could she still fit under the desk? scratch

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 20/5/2011, 22:13

If the world is going to end on Saturday do you think that as we are British we should form an orderly queue and with any luck we might be at the back?? and be last to go,but who would be the first country to cop it? scratch

just had a horrible thought if teabag and Monika start getting it on ther's gonna be some earth shaking so dive for cover fella's bounce

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 20/5/2011, 23:42

Shelldrake wrote:

Teabag wrote:: I'm a bit confused. Yeh I know that isn't unusual but bear with me.

Now this guy says the world will end on Saturday right? What happens if Saturday comes and goes here in the UK but it is still Saturday in say the US. Does only half the world end? Trust the yanks to muck it up!

Everyone knows that the world can't "Just end" so, for demonstration and instructional purposes, it will be broken down into parts, each part being numbered........... Sleep

Oh, sorry I didn't realise it was "army" end of the world. Silly me!

Guest

Won`t it start in the South and work it`s way up??In that case i`ll be here when you lot are all gone.No Brum,stay where you are, you won`t get in without a visa affraid

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 21/5/2011, 21:11

21.00hrs and we're still here so lets keep a lid on Teabag+Monica secret because if MRS T.B found out T.B would be in the S.H.I.T. and be put on K.P so mum's the word keep it on the Q.T for T.B ( we've all signed the document ) Very Happy

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 21/5/2011, 21:40

Gordon. wrote:: Won`t it start in the South and work it`s way up??In that case i`ll be here when you lot are all gone.No Brum,stay where you are, you won`t get in without a visa

See Emperor Alexander 1 and me Pal ?

We're like that ! (imagine finger above finger).

Me 'n my boys are all set for a rebuilding job on Hadrian's wall Pal !

Stitch that, ye bastard ! alien

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 21/5/2011, 21:44

brum wrote:

Gordon. wrote:: Won`t it start in the South and work it`s way up??In that case i`ll be here when you lot are all gone.No Brum,stay where you are, you won`t get in without a visa

See Emperor Alexander 1 and me Pal ?

We're like that ! (imagine finger above finger).

Me 'n my boys are all set for a rebuilding job on Hadrian's wall Pal !

Stitch that, ye bastard ! alien

Have you got the workforce standing by farao

Subject: Re: 18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday 21/5/2011, 23:54

2352 (ish, cheap watch) and still here. Bloody yanks, totally unreliable.

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