18 to 20 year old blonde wanted for Saturday

Well the time has moved on for you folks. Here it's only 19:17 hrs and we're still here. Seeing the old fart that fore-casted this, lives in San Francisco he's at 17:17 hrs. Guess he still has 5 hours more or less to prove him right. Wonder what it's like to be old and really stupid?

We get along ok Hardrations

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Have you got the workforce standing by

Plenty cheap labour in those parts.Just make sure they don`t wear back packs

Saturday has come and gone. Very disappointed that Jesus never showed up. I suppose that means I shall have to release her from the cellar now?

I feel such a fool, just unpacked the car to the neighbours laughter!

NZ was supposed to be first, and Fiji as we are on the same timeline. I tried to blame a missed putt on the coming of the lord, but no one was having any !!!

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I feel such a fool, just unpacked the car to the neighbours laughter!

Were you trying to outrun the end of the world Shelldrake

Iwas, looks like we have been given extra time. Harold Camping (made up name) says the world will now end on the 21st of October, some people just can't get anything right.

Shelldrake wrote:

Iwas, looks like we have been given extra time. Harold Camping (made up name) says the world will now end on the 21st of October, some people just can't get anything right.

21st October ? I've just checked my diary, can't possibly do the 21st.

That's my liposuction day.

Shelldrake wrote:

Iwas, looks like we have been given extra time. Harold Camping (made up name) says the world will now end on the 21st of October, some people just can't get anything right.

I suppose one day he will get it correct although I don't think any alive today will be around to see it. Meanwhile, he is still coining it in from gullible souls around the world.

brum wrote:

Shelldrake wrote:

Iwas, looks like we have been given extra time. Harold Camping (made up name) says the world will now end on the 21st of October, some people just can't get anything right.

21st October ? I've just checked my diary, can't possibly do the 21st.

That's my liposuction day.

And I've booked in for my hair to done

You getting extensions Johnboy

Gordon. wrote:

You getting extensions Johnboy

Blue rinse and perm want to look my best for the big bang

What is it that's coming down on us poor folks left behind? Floods, fires, earthquakes, tornadoes and hurricanes/typhoons?

In other words, just a normal spring and summer.

I wonder if the Great Prognosticator will be refunding the money sent in by his suckers...ooops, I mean followers.

recce83 wrote:

What is it that's coming down on us poor folks left behind? Floods, fires, earthquakes, tornadoes and hurricanes/typhoons?

In other words, just a normal spring and summer.

I wonder if the Great Prognosticator will be refunding the money sent in by his suckers...ooops, I mean followers.

Do you think God uses aircraft? thought it would just be forks of lightning. Ooh another aircraft!

Teabag wrote:

recce83 wrote:

What is it that's coming down on us poor folks left behind? Floods, fires, earthquakes, tornadoes and hurricanes/typhoons?

In other words, just a normal spring and summer.

I wonder if the Great Prognosticator will be refunding the money sent in by his suckers...ooops, I mean followers.

Do you think God uses aircraft? thought it would just be forks of lightning. Ooh another aircraft!

Nah it would be a Typhoon

there is a guy in christchurch (NZ) who is always predicting the next earthquake. Mr Moon. He gives a specific date and then says well 3 days either side of this date. the following week he gives another prediction. eventually of course he is right. he has been right so often he has a cult following. not quite what i would have called it, but verry close in the spelling

steve jones wrote:

there is a guy in christchurch (NZ) who is always predicting the next earthquake. Mr Moon. He gives a specific date and then says well 3 days either side of this date. the following week he gives another prediction. eventually of course he is right. he has been right so often he has a cult following. not quite what i would have called it, but verry close in the spelling

So he's a bit of a cult is he?

"john boy" wrote:

Teabag wrote:

recce83 wrote:

What is it that's coming down on us poor folks left behind? Floods, fires, earthquakes, tornadoes and hurricanes/typhoons?

In other words, just a normal spring and summer.

I wonder if the Great Prognosticator will be refunding the money sent in by his suckers...ooops, I mean followers.

Do you think God uses aircraft? thought it would just be forks of lightning. Ooh another aircraft!

Nah it would be a Typhoon

A Thunderbolt, surely ?

brum wrote:

"john boy" wrote:

Teabag wrote:

recce83 wrote:

What is it that's coming down on us poor folks left behind? Floods, fires, earthquakes, tornadoes and hurricanes/typhoons?

In other words, just a normal spring and summer.

I wonder if the Great Prognosticator will be refunding the money sent in by his suckers...ooops, I mean followers.

Do you think God uses aircraft? thought it would just be forks of lightning. Ooh another aircraft!

Nah it would be a Typhoon

A Thunderbolt, surely ?

Tornado perhaps ?

he is a bit of one teabag, causes all sorts of angst around the town, and right now we dont need it eh.

All a bit past it now, but just wanted to say when what's his name was going on about whatever date it was, it was obvious he was wrong......everybody knows the End is coming December 21st, 2012....the Mayan Calendar says so!!

Damn, guess Christmas is shot to hell that year, uh?

Of course it is not 'the' end of the world, just the start of the end. Not that I'm worried.....the Mother Ship has promised me a berth if I can get to one of the meridians before midnight....I'm thinking maybe Glastonbury would be a good choice, but not sure how I can get from here to there.....there are a few sites down in Nevada, but they'll be crowded!

sigh.....

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Damn, guess Christmas is shot to hell that year, uh?

With 16 grand and great grand kids,I`ll drink to that

And me, but I'll drink to anything.