None PC

I certainly go along with that one Brum

Two sugars in mine please Brum. Incidentially, not many registered members visiting the forum over the past 2/3 days. is there something on somewhere else ?!!

jimsigs1 wrote:

Two sugars in mine please Brum. Incidentially, not many registered members visiting the forum over the past 2/3 days. is there something on somewhere else ?!!

It's the weather Jimsigs, got to get out in the garden while the Sun is shining.

ditto

OK Fellas. Must admit I have been in garden over weekend, cutting grass & general tidy up (don't like gardening much)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlIJppDFoXI&feature=related


Me thinks that one would not get away with this kind of humor today what do you recon

Black and white minstrels were great.but fell to the PC brigade.

Tush - ZZ Top
Kissin' Cousins - Elvis Presley
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Big Balls - AC/DC

School register being read on first day back at a Bradford school
"Mustafa Al Zeri ? "here"
"Ahmed Kabul ? "here"
"Fatima Al Hayek ? "here"
"Abdul Al Omid ? "here
"Ali Son al En ?
"Ali Son al En ? Silence in the classroom
"Ali Son al En ?
"sir I think thats me" says a little girl " it's pronounced Alison Allen"

A 97 year old man goes into his doctor’s office.
“Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.”
“Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97. Don’t you think you’re ‘sex drive’ is
all in your head?”
“You’re sure right it is!” replied the old man. “That’s why I want it
lowered!”


British Military Officer Fitness Reports



The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used
for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are
actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....

- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

- I would not breed from this Officer.

- This Officer is really not so much of a has-been,
but more of a definitely won't-be.

- When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
whichever foot was previously in there.

- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction.

- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

- Technically sound, but socially impossible.

- This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around
at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

- When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then
he has aged considerably.

- This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to
port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

- She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them.

- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

- This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.

- In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.

- The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.

- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap

- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

- Only occasionally wets himself under pressure

One of my CRs said "He is a good Mess Member".

Hard to beat the old ones.