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Bucks Fizz,?

Dammit man..That should be Buckfast..What say you Shelldrake

Gordon. wrote:

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Bucks Fizz,?

Dammit man..That should be Buckfast..What say you Shelldrake

Give us two pints of that, then!!



Congratulations JPW, a brace of Keo have been despatched to RAF Farnborough from RAF Akrotiri by VC10 this very morn.



PS: Could you also put two bottles of a '59 Chateau Lanliq a Sarry Heid on ice for Gen Gordon and myself?

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PS: Could you also put two bottles of a '59 Chateau Lanliq a Sarry Heid on ice for Gen Gordon and myself?

Oh yes!!!That would be very welcome JPW..The Lanliq was very popular in my youth

Gordon. wrote:

..The Lanliq

WTF ?

A fortified wine,popular in the bucky triangle in the 50/60s..Eldorado was not as popular and then Buckfast came along.....End of story....

Gordon. wrote:

A fortified wine,popular in the bucky triangle in the 50/60s..Eldorado was not as popular and then Buckfast came along.....End of story....

errr . . OK
As we used to say "back in the day"- When in doubt, roger out !

An inexpensive way of getting ratarsed favoured by the dregs of society and blamed for all sorts of misdemeaners and felonys..

Gordon. wrote:

An inexpensive way of getting ratarsed favoured by the dregs of society and blamed for all sorts of misdemeaners and felonys..

And Red Biddy was the chosen swally of their Lady wives.

Why was promotion not this easy when in the real Army LOL.

I say chaps just noticed that one's damn near to becoming a General top oh what . One must get the Mess booked Champers... Pink Gins... and nibbles Mess Dress... bar open at 18:30 hrs see you there toddle pip

Ermm?

"john boy" wrote:

I say chaps just noticed that one's damn near to becoming a General top oh what . One must get the Mess booked Champers... Pink Gins... and nibbles Mess Dress... bar open at 18:30 hrs see you there toddle pip

In the regulars it took me 4 years to full screw, last night I achieved it in 30 minutes, the sky is the limit ya

Gordon. wrote:

Ermm?

Field Marshall eh, this may take me a few days OK, sorry about the delay, have a full time job as well, plus another fifty forums

Gordon. wrote:

Ermm?

What never known a slop jockey General ha ha ha i will buy you single malt SIR

I take it you mean a case Johnboy?............"Farmers Highland Single Malt Whisky" would be most pleasing .."Feckin Irish Whiskey " at 26 quid a bottle is a no no.

Make it two cases and i might throw in my old insignia,That is if you get through the promotion board of course..Shelldrake and Brum might need their palms greased.and i don`t mean rubbing your hand through your hair before shaking hands....OH ,,,i would advise wearing gloves when meeting with Brum,we don`t really know where he has been....

Gordon. wrote:

Shelldrake and Brum might need their palms greased.and i don`t mean rubbing your hand through your hair before shaking hands....OH ,,,i would advise wearing gloves when meeting with Brum,we don`t really know where he has been....

Haarumph ! Damn cheek ! (Actually. I'm a K-Y Jelly man).

Ahem, re "Do I like the new rank structure ?".

However I want to vote, it won't let me.

To lapse into Paramedic jargon, a complete WOFT !

Shelldrake (currently sunning himself on his exclusive yacht in Kyrenia harbour) will doubtless require copious quantities of Brandy Sour before coming to a final decision.

John Boy
On promotion to Major General and a two star command appointment you are entitled to an ADC. Have you selected one from the more junior members of this site?

Brum

The poll was carried out 2-3 years ago under the previous management. Presumably it is now locked and cannot be removed

JPW wrote:

Shelldrake (currently sunning himself on his exclusive yacht in Kyrenia harbour) will doubtless require copious quantities of Brandy Sour before coming to a final decision.

I most definitely will, that and a few litres of Efes! Very warm here!!

Gordon. wrote:

I take it you mean a case Johnboy?............"Farmers Highland Single Malt Whisky" would be most pleasing .."Feckin Irish Whiskey " at 26 quid a bottle is a no no.

Make it two cases and i might throw in my old insignia,That is if you get through the promotion board of course..Shelldrake and Brum might need their palms greased.and i don`t mean rubbing your hand through your hair before shaking hands....OH ,,,i would advise wearing gloves when meeting with Brum,we don`t really know where he has been....

I meant this malt drink

JPW wrote:

Shelldrake (currently sunning himself on his exclusive yacht in Kyrenia harbour) will doubtless require copious quantities of Brandy Sour before coming to a final decision.

John Boy
On promotion to Major General and a two star command appointment you are entitled to an ADC. Have you selected one from the more junior members of this site?

well good question well after Gordon F M ( dont know why he thought whisky ) has dragged me over the coals I dont think he will let me have one but one shall see after his wonderful response .

Decision made Maj Rucjock21 if you are willing sir in addition to a post there will be copious amounts of single Malt Whisky each week ... do you accept ( quick before Gordon sticks his beak in )

'Scuse me, I'm losing this 'ere.

I don`t think the slop jockey is suitable for General rank and should be demoted to colonel...All in favour say aye...Invitations to a little soiree (sp) at my new mansion at Amiens will soon be winging there way to a favoured few..A few demure young ladies will be present...along with the finest wines and of course Buckfast for Shelldrake...